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THE AI IPO CALENDAR IS LOOKING SPICY 👀🔥 Anthropic is reportedly targeting a November listing under the token $ANT .

#marketLore 003 👀 In 1999, a five-year-old chimpanzee named Raven decided to take on Wall Street. Armed with ten darts and a board of 133 internet stocks, Raven randomly picked companies to build a stock portfolio. By the end of the year, her picks had returned an astonishing 213%, outperforming over 6,000 professional money managers. Her portfolio even had its own index called the MonkeyDex. No financial degree. No technical analysis. Just a chimp throwing darts and beating Wall Street. Tag someone who spends 6 hours analyzing charts just to get outperformed by a chimp. 💀

My AI agent watching Asian markets crash, knowing US markets open next

You went all in on $SPCX before earnings, and it actually worked

bitcoin:native SHEESH

$AAPL $NVDA $TSLA $SPY $NFLX Search the name. Start at $1. Hold it in a wallet.

A big week ahead for markets. 👀 Big tech earnings, economic data, central bank decisions, and crypto unlocks are all on the calendar. Here's what to watch (Oct 19–25): 📅 TUESDAY, OCT 20 • 10:30 UTC — General Motors ($GM) earnings • 11:30 UTC — GE Aerospace ($GE) earnings call • 20:01 UTC — Netflix ($NFLX) earnings 📅 WEDNESDAY, OCT 21 • 20:30 UTC — Meta ($META) earnings call • 21:00 UTC — IBM ($IBM) earnings call • 21:30 UTC — Tesla ($TSLA) earnings webcast 📅 THURSDAY, OCT 22 • ~01:00 UTC — Bank of Korea rate decision • 12:30 UTC — US Initial Jobless Claims • 12:30 UTC — P&G ($PG) earnings call • 20:30 UTC — Western Digital ($WDC) earnings call 📅 FRIDAY, OCT 23 • 11:00 UTC — American Express ($AXP) earnings • 13:45 UTC — US Manufacturing & Services Flash PMI • Japan CPI — 23:30 UTC Thursday (Friday local time) Markets will be watching how big tech earnings, AI spending, inflation pressures, and interest rate expectations shape the week ahead. Which event are you watching most closely? a

How it feels gearing up for the market open after last week’s AI stock bloodbath, just in time for Big Tech earnings week

2021: connecting wallet to buy a jpeg of a monkey 2026: connecting wallet to buy shares in the company that makes the GPUs $NVDA

#marketLore 002 👀 In 1955, two Chicago traders bought 30 million pounds of onions to completely corner the market. They ended up crashing the price so heavily that the empty bags were literally worth more than the onions inside. Furious farmers complained to the government, leading Congress to pass a highly specific law. To this day, onions are one of the few agricultural products legally banned from futures trading in the US.

POV: Intern made 47$ today on @BloomMkts

$TSLA bears spent 10 years saying the valuation had no ground support. Elon took that personally and built the Roadster.

Every gc has: the guy who only buys tech the guy who thinks everything is a bubble the guy who's always "waiting for a correction" and the guy who actually makes money but never says anything images Tag the most financially questionable member of your gc.

me avoiding the gc after convincing everyone it was gonna be Uptober

#marketLore 001 👀 In 2008, hedge funds were betting heavily against Volkswagen. What they didn't know was that Porsche had quietly built control over nearly 75% of VW through shares and options. On a Sunday, Porsche revealed its position, leaving short sellers scrambling for shares to buy back. VW briefly became the world's most valuable company. That year, Porsche made more from financial transactions than selling cars. Tag someone whose short position needs a GoFundMe. 💀

One heats the room. The other pays for it.

At least $TSLA’s red flags come with a ticker.

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