The Doctor

And it's not like they'll have quadratic hologram gifs yet, that would be /too/ easy...

With an attitude like that, we're not stopping off for ice cream after you're not allowed in the TARDIS.

Dirk, you're far too behind the times. Everybody uses Vine now!

Big Chungus anyone? Ooh, erm... Good big Rockman! Wait, that's 2025. Ignore that.

Ooh, 2020! I feel like I should say "sksksksk" or something now. Is that still the fashion in 2020?

/Well/... Wibbly Wobbly Writey Whitey?

Isn't it? *From his coat he produces something that could only be described as a doodad that makes a loud popping sound.* According to my Attometer, this is /exactly/ where it's at

The Tweed one was definitely older than me, so he's probably retired now on some desolate waste. I'm almost jealous... Well, almost.

Didn't there used to be more of us?

I liked cricket for a bit, a lifetime ago. Well, four or five lifetimes ago now. I'm getting too old.

Back once again, it's the renegade Doctor.

Have you got any Yorkshire tea?

Come on now, surely someone must be out there? I've not accidentally ended up on the Mute Planet again, have I?

Where on Earth is everyone... On Earth. Hm. Maybe I should have asked a better question...

Have I come whilst everyone is sleeping again? I always do that. Makes for a lot of awkward wake ups for some people.

Hello, hello! Anybody out there? Thought I'd pop in for a minute.

Not a single hello! Charming, that... Pop in for a cup of tea and nobody gives you the time of day.

Hello! Just popping in for a cup of tea. Love a cup of tea... Best place to get it is Earth... They don't get it right anywhere else...

Don't mind me, just passing through! There's a park with dinosaurs that's having some trouble that I've got to help with. It's brilliant!