The Doctor

@ItsLoLaufeyson *The book is a rather heavy one, but is obviously bought as a joke, as most gifts often are.*

@DirkGentlyDG What, war with me? Excuse me a moment...

@TheTwitInTweed I agree. Mittens doesn't though. He keeps reaching out to touch Balloon...

@AmyPondicus @thetwitintweed

((Keep forgetting that I did this.))

“@ConsultSH: @AmyPondicus Where're we going, darling?" Ooh, Hello /Darling/, where did that come from?

There's a planet of Ninja Pandas. You don't see them coming until... Shh! There's one now!

So, Jackie Tyler was on the TARDIS, right? And she said: "If we end up on Mars, I'm gonna kill you!" and I was like:

Someone brought me a cup of tea in a coffee shop the other day. I didn't even order anything and I was just like...