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And consequently, I have been admitted to the bar, the bar called and I answered.
We meet at the bar @LDC_Uganda -Kampala Campus
Katonda kuggwe kwesiva, Obadde mweno Ensonga
Guys, if you are not jealous please congratulate me
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Gachagua, I will come to Wamunyoro for my money- Uhuru shares a joke at a memorial service
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OC Luzira KAHEERU HERBERT, My Advocates: What Prison law sets DENIAL of Sleeping space, DENIAL of Phone Calls, Movement on Permission, THEFT of Eats, Drinks, clothing as punishment?
LUZIRA Prison welfare Fundraising 0701881231 0787263086
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I don’t tolerate stupidity on my handle - I am not responsible for your non functional brain
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The things they do…in order to attract tourists and give Uganda a great image.
🇺🇬 In #Uganda, a former military intelligence officer is accusing the army of secretly detaining and torturing opponents in clandestine houses.
📲 In late September, Lieutenant Herbert Matanda Mabonga released videos that sparked an outcry in the country and were widely shared on social media. Our correspondent Aurore Bayoud spoke with him from his place of exile.
🔗 Click here to see the full #EyeOnAfrica episode ➡️ go.france24.com/nNEv
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Bannayuganda bannange, ekikooti kyange ekiriko ebigambo "RNB Vision 2060" kyekimu ku ebyo ebintu ebingi agasajja agakambwe ge byanzibyeko mu kkomera ku biragiro bya OC Kaheeru Herbert!!!
Okusonda ssente 0701881231 0787263086
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🇺🇬 In #Uganda, a former military intelligence officer is accusing the army of secretly detaining and torturing opponents in clandestine houses.
📲 In late September, Lieutenant Herbert Matanda Mabonga released videos that sparked an outcry in the country and were widely shared on social media. Our correspondent Aurore Bayoud spoke with him from his place of exile.
🔗 Click here to see the full #EyeOnAfrica episode ➡️ go.france24.com/nNEv
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We are outside in the rain with LSK demanding for the release of Advocate Abshir and Ayub!!!!
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Bro
Today I bumped into my ex-girlfriend at Arena Mall. She was cruising in her Toyota Sienta, while yours truly was on foot-subish. 😂
To my surprise, the chic actually stopped to greet me. She was smiling like someone who had just received a land title. Very excited, very cheerful, very interested in my existence.
We exchanged pleasantries until she pulled out the big question: “What are you doing here?”
I told her I had come to check on my flames from Optica.
Then came question number two: “Where do you stay these days?”
I told her.
My brother’s, the smile that followed! 😂😂 It was the smile of someone who had just confirmed a long-standing suspicion. I could almost hear the background music of a successful investigation.
At that point, I realised this was no reunion. It was a lifestyle audit! She wasn’t checking on me; she was checking whether life had humbled me enough to deserve her sympathy.
I decided to withdraw from the interview. After all, I hadn’t submitted my CV.
She rushed to her Sienta and drove off.
As I walked away, I reminded myself of one important truth: Every woman who has ever dated me has experienced some form of financial upgrade. Apparently, I am not just a boyfriend; I am a walking economic empowerment programme. 😂
Unfortunately, some beneficiaries graduate with the money but miss the wisdom.
I eventually got into my car and headed home.
Now, life had another episode waiting for me.
I bumped into the same chic again at Total, towards Clock Tower on my way home. This time, she was standing there with a jerrycan, looking for fuel for her small car.
OMANYI ABAANA BA SUBARU! Twewaga 😂😂😂
I greeted her again, then instructed the attendant to fill her jerrycan.
I mean, why should an old relationship suffer because of a small fuel crisis? We may have separated romantically, but humanity must remain operational!
Besides, I couldn’t let someone who once enjoyed my wisdom run out of fuel in my presence.
Senior Bro 😎
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Today, we attended a Habeas Corpus application seeking the production of Advocate Abshir Abdi, who was abducted nine days ago.
The court has directed that the matter proceeds for hearing tomorrow at 2:00 PM, when the applicant will present a witness.
The Government must put an end to abductions and uphold the rule of law. Every Kenyan has the right to due process. Anyone arrested must be informed of the reasons for their arrest and promptly presented before a court of law.
No one is above the law, including those entrusted with enforcing it.
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Moses Bigirwa faces a tough question from a caller over his history with different political parties. #Gangamuka
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Court Summons ATPU, NIS and KDF Officials Over Missing Lawyer Abshir Abdi
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So laughable coming from someone who has been studying law for the last 10 years and never graduated. 🤔
You are a bush lawyer and conman. – at Kampala, Uganda
Hon Mubarak Munyagwa hit back at suspended Secretary-General Moses Bigirwa, saying he campaigned for him despite lacking qualifications and is ready for a bare-knuckle fight.
Video: @JohnPKiwanuka
#NBSUpdates
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Someone’s dad working in government genuinely argued that apes being safe in Bwindi is evidence that the country is safe and at peace.
Dear US State Department,
Today, at exactly 15:02PM, I turn 50 years of age. I was born at St. Charles Lwanga Hospital, in Nyakyibale, Rukungiri District - quite close to the breathtaking Bwindi Impenetrable Forest at the border with the Democratic Republic of Congo.
That means I have lived long enough to know that this travel travel advisory is not in good faith, a few challenges in a young country, wiggling itself out of poverty, ignorance, and the colonial legacies, notwithstanding.
How is Uganda safe for the world’s rarest great apes, but too unsafen and dangerous for Americans?
A few facts: Only about 1,063 mountain gorillas left on the planet, close to half of them live in the Bwindi Impenetrable National Park. This Park is located in Uganda. In the 1980s the species fell to just 240 animals.
Today, Bwindi alone is home to at least 459, and the number keeps growing. The interesting story here is that one of the most vulnerable species on the planet found sanctuary in Uganda and is thriving there. Yet the US State Department still lists Uganda among the most dangerous places an American can go.
The main reason for that label has largely disappeared. Uganda was raised to Level 4 in May because of an Ebola outbreak that began in neighbouring DRC. Uganda’s Ebola cases were imported. 18 of the 20 imported patient cases recovered.
Be informed we are only connected to DRC by this Gorrila sanctuary. The border between us was a colonial construction by the Berlin Conference of 1884 - 1885. We were never consulted about this border. Those colonialists did not even consult the apes. That is why the apes keep defying that artificial and anti- African border by crossing into DRC and Rwanda as and when they so wish.
More importantly, the WHO has confirmed Uganda Ebola- free on August 26, 2026. Even during the outbreak, flights, gorilla tracking and safaris Even during the outbreak, flights, safaris and gorilla treks kept running normally. None of the grorrilas got sick. You know they are the closest apes to humans, including Americans.
Recently, the Ugandan Vet Doctor who started treating the Gorrlias in 1996, Dr. @DoctorGladys, has been nominated for the @CNNHeroes award by your own media house.
Other Western have also judged Uganda differently: Germany rates it Level 3 and Italy rates it Level 2, far from the war-zone category. In the 2025 Global Peace Index, Uganda was one of the five most improved countries in the world, climbing 12 places.
But Africa has made its own judgment too. The Confederation of African Football has entrusted Uganda, alongside Kenya and Tanzania, with the 2027 Africa Cup of Nations, the continent’s biggest sporting event. Nobody hands their flagship tournament to a country they consider unsafe.
Meanwhile, the world keeps meeting in Kampala. Just recently, one of @FortuneMagazine's World's Most admired companies, the @Marriott, opened shop in Uganda.
The world's Global health ethicists are gathered here this week for the Makerere Bioethics Conference.
More than 500 African social enterprises arrive for the Pan African Social Enterprise Summit on November 23 and 24. Delegates from 45 countries come for the International GORILLA Conference from November 30.
These follow the Trans Africa Investment Summit, the Digital Government Africa Summit and an African Union summit on Somalia, all hosted in Kampala in recent months.
The point I am making is that footballers, investors, scientists and heads of state keep choosing Uganda, and the gorillas chose it long ago.
Please, review this travel advisory and let the Americans come and visit their cousins in Bwindi Impenetrable National Park.
#AFCON2027 #GorillaTrekking
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The fake firearms and currency that were planted in Kizza Besigye were done by Kenya police headed by our NIS.
NIS is no longer Intelligence service, they’ve lost credibility

































