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Bob Futon

@BobFuton

Just when they think they have all the answers, I change the questions.

Joined April 2009
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Jarvis
@jarvis_bestOct 31
THE ATLANTIC HAS A STAFF WRITER DEDICATED EXCLUSIVELY TO BITCHING ABOUT HALLOWEEN HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS
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Blake Griffin with an excellent take on the Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown beef
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Multiculturalism, France style.
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@Osint613Oct 18
Journalist Paul Amar…. On French TV claims There is a degree of preparation for this day that is absolutely important. They had the addresses of the prefectures. They had the addresses of quite a few Jewish shop owners. In a street in Marseille, all businesses owned by Jews were set on fire. Those run by Muslims were not. This claim needs further verification. teapawt.net/jerembenhaim/status/21…
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@litcapitalOct 2
It’s fascinating how US local politics is dominated by the dumbest individuals Something is truly broken with our system
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@litnewsnetOct 2
BREAKING: Minneapolis City Council voted in favor of requiring driverless robotaxis to have a human monitor physically present in the driver’s seat.
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Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not fall in love with a Native American woman who could talk to willow trees and paint with all the colors of the wind?" Jack Smith: "That was John Smith."
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Chuck Bass
@ChuckFBassOct 2
DK Metcalf is like if you built a WR in a lab but the lab was in Wuhan.
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@CaseyMattox_Oct 1
We finally found the one area where Canada's healthcare system is more efficient than America's.
Dr. Richard Harambe (@Richard_Harambe) profile pictureDr. Richard Harambe
@Richard_HarambeOct 1
Canada watching us botch a lethal injection
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@BILLYhavsSep 24
Gregg Pop-yabish
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@TMZSep 24
Gregg Popovich Marries Former Assistant Coach Mike Budenholzer's Ex-Wife tmz.com/2026/09/23/gregg-pop…
Gregg Popovich Marries Former Assistant Coach Mike Budenholzer's Ex-Wife

Gregg Popovich Marries Former Assistant Coach Mike Budenholzer's Ex-Wife

NBA legend Gregg Popovich definitely knows ball, but does he know bro code? The former San Antonio Spurs head coach is remarried ... to his assistant coach's ex ... TMZ Sports has learned.

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Jarvis
@jarvis_bestSep 22
I dreamed this last night and then today it happened.
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@ericadamsfornycSep 22
You’re welcome!
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@SamENoleSep 21
This one wins
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Me after sleeping on the uncomfortable couch in the hospital after my wife gives birth
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Normalize this guy getting the shit beat out of him tomorrow on good morning america.
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USA chants fill the stadium as a man runs onto the field with a Palestine flag.
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@bdfaganSep 6
Remarkable statistic: Prior to Western Michigan, college football teams were 110,352 - 0 when leading after the end of regulation, dating back to 1869.
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Lyle@WalkWithLyleSep 6
Recap of the Western Michigan-Michigan game
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@MagicRatSFSep 6
Very few on here are old enough to have seen the 1972 Olympic Men's Basketball gold medal game, but rest assured, you just saw a repeat of it.
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CFB Memes
@CFBMemesSep 5
COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS OFFICIALLY BACK
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Lindsay Clancy is just OJ Simpson for white chicks. – at St Martins, MO
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Safe to say new teammate Jaylen Brown won’t be invited for dinner at the James household anytime soon
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Its officially football season
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Reminder: the year Fidel Castro took power, Cuba had the same GDP as Greece. The year he died, Cuba had the same GDP as Sudan. In other words: Socialism. Fails. Every. Time.
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@jacobinJul 9
"Socialists not only understand economics just as well as capitalists... but can solve their years of mismanagement through an embrace of our principles." — @ZohranKMamdani
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Sometimes I exaggerate or say things for views. This is not one of those times. When you declare neutrality in every single World War like Belgium has done and rely on the United States to save your ass you lose your right to complain about an overturned red card 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
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