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I put a lot of work into these things (usually) and would love more people to get to see them. Patreon.com/roryblank
We should have a system where if every eligible voter votes early we get the results early.
I think a lot more people would be incentivize to vote if they knew that if they did it fast enough we might be spared like a week of election coverage.
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I need the world to know about the growing Arkansas Cornbread Festival mascot universe
Holy shit, stop the presses, a democrat, elected to represent a liberal district, is voting with his party more than he’s voting with the opposition party, who generally hold views that aren’t in line with his constituents. This is the crime of the century.
🚨 BOMBSHELL: James Talarico’s Texas House record just got shredded by the numbers.
When Republicans and Democrats split, Talarico sided with Democrats 96.8% of the time. That puts him in the TOP 7% most extreme left wing of the Texas House.
In 2021, he voted with Republicans about as often as Jasmine Crockett did. Almost never.
This is the same guy who said “God is non-binary” and talked about dismantling capitalism, white supremacy, and climate change as oppressive systems.
Now he suddenly plays moderate against Ken Paxton.
Texas, he did not change. He just wants your vote.
Within the past ~year, Save The Green Planet, Survive Style 5+, and Freaked have all got new 4k rereleases. This has been a very good year for me specifically.
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as a relatively ugly man myself I really get what Ethan Klein is going through right now,
I don’t mean the divorce I mean being ugly 24/7, shits rough
I think the common narrative that teens have no attention span anymore and can't consume anything longer than a 30 second micro drama is at odds with the explosive mass proliferation of manga in the past few years where every series is like 200k pages long and has 500 characters
I think cheating on your partner is wrong, but I think it should be some encouragement to young men who think they're not attractive enough to find a partner that a guy as weird looking and devoid of charisma as ethan klein was able to find at least 2 people who liked him
I don't like the Kleins, but I'm not here to revel in their marriage falling apart, I am too busy being mystified trying to figure out how you have time to cheat on your wife when your job is streaming with her all day?
I mean I also strongly think cheating is bad to do, but I cannot fathom having the time or energy to do it.