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$AAPL | $SPCX | $NVDA Investor | Smart thirdworlder | Zimbabwean AF !🇿🇼 | Outsmarting the first world daily

San Pedro Garza García, México
Joined August 2024
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Not politics, just facts. Every African needs to read "How Europe Underdeveloped Africa"by Walter Rodney
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The older the berry the sweeter the juice
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SADC countries are way developed more than the West African countries. Our problem is Zimbabwe!!!
Nigerians celebrating that Cape Town Road of theirs make me appreciate Namibian roads more. 😍🇳🇦
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📍Malungwe Pan - Gonarezhou National Park 🇿🇼 Day 4 - Just me, my camera, and another rather large audience with no respect for personal space. 🐘📸
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Families in Harare, Zimbabwe, are homeless after bulldozers razed homes in St Martins Extension. Residents say they bought land legally. Council says it targets unapproved structures, with more than 5,000 houses facing court-ordered demolition. 🔗 aje.news/xve0vm
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No one is above the program 😅
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🇿🇼 Chichi and her dad came all the way from Zimbabwe to see Lewis Hamilton 🥹😍 #F1 #SSMotorsport
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Going to work on electric bike everyday is fun
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🐐mbudzi
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Who knew that small boy from Glenview would one day be managing brands, events and picking international artists at the airport? Haaa chakaipa chimufana ichi! Proud 🥹🔥
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He collected enough birthday money to cover his bail for all of next year. At the rate his criminal cases are piling up, it’s a smart investment.
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Chero mukati maturity inini I am not comfortable with a lover who will be flirting with people on social media zvichinzi ma jokes banter...Haa I would rather be called immature 😆🤣😂
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I have exactly $1.3 million. My lawyers and management team will be contacting you.
KAROI FARM FOR SALE | US$1.4 Million | 862 Hectares | Title Deeds Prime established tobacco farm in the heart of Zimbabwe’s tobacco belt, Mashonaland West (Hurungwe District). 🇿🇼🚜🚬 Strategic Location - ~205 km from Harare (approx. 3.5 hrs via A1 Highway) - ~287 km from Lusaka (approx. 6 hrs drive) - ~150 km from Chirundu border post (Zambia) Perfectly positioned for efficient logistics to both domestic and regional markets. Key Infrastructure Highlights - 24 conventional tobacco barns + Chongololo curing facility - Centre pivot irrigation system - Dam + reservoirs + 2 boreholes (with underground main line) - Extensive staff accommodation (dozens of houses + quarters) - 9-room main farmhouse + additional housing - 100 kVA + 10 kVA generators + main-line electricity - Workshop, farm shop, grading sheds, fuel tanks - MF 460 tractor included This is a turnkey opportunity with serious production capacity already in place. Serious buyers only. Contact Tatenda: +263-771-063-385
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After work is work
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Alpha's car better than a Tesla
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The real problem is a government that has turned citizens into a revenue source instead of creating an environment where they can prosper. Corruption, looting, unexplained wealth, poor governance and misplaced priorities are costing Zimbabweans their livelihoods. Ordinary people are squeezed from every direction while accountability remains elusive.
I don’t think there’s another country that works this hard to make life difficult for its own citizens like Zimbabwe does. 95% import duty, ridiculous fuel prices, expensive change of ownership fees, unreasonable insurance and road tax, then police roadblocks making your life miserable. Tell me, why does simply owning a car feel like a crime? 😭🇿🇼
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He chose to park on a yellow line and open his door on the road
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I have just bought my self an electric bike...This thing is powerful more than I thought.. Maroads dai vachigadzirisawo ma potholes
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