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I'm not the Messiah. I'm a very naughty boy!

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Joined July 2011
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FUN FACT: Concrete was first created on the island of Crete by a man named Con.
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This is another one of my periodic tweets to remind you all that I am still here. I'll be off again now. Bye.
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This is another one of my periodic tweets to remind you all that I am still here. I'll be off again now. Bye.
This is another one of my periodic tweets to remind you all that I am still here. I'll be off again now. Bye.
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@BoxedCylon Turn your smile into a frown, turn your wardrobe upside down teapawt.net/mrtonymartin/status/90…
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Mine is already starting to break and I've only had it a few months! Def. worth the $500! :S
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Who would have believed that the perfect Wikipedia photo caption could have been improved upon?
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If you thought 2016 was bad - I'm releasing an album in 2017.
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Latest research says 'Dinosaurs likely had feathers and quacked', proving that even in prehistoric times, people wanted ducks @BoxedCylon
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There is something brilliant about the fact that @LachyHulme is filling my timeline with #GetThis related material. @BoxedCylon #dizzystuff
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I'm still alive. Just checking in. Ok. I'm out again.
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Still not comfortable with the Worst Heroes Ever Tagline for #SuicideSquad when the whole point is they're not heroes at all
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Going to watch #StarTrekBeyond in a #StarWars tee shirt because I am just that reckless @BoxedCylon
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It's not only pork that makes something Haraam (forbidden). Also alcohol and a few other things. Easier to say 'Halal' overall.
Who's your favourite character in G- Me: Rory. No! Luke! -ame of Thrones. Me: Oh. Not Gilmore Girls?
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I can't stop watching this gif.
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Remember that time the ALP made a tradie ad a few years but the 'tradie' was actually a Robbie Williams impersonator? #auspol
I don't know about you guys, but Brexit sounds like a really healthy and fibre rich breakfast cereal.