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John Mayernaise

@BoxedCylon

I'm not the Messiah. I'm a very naughty boy!

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Joined July 2011
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M.J Milg8@mjmilg83 Sep 2017
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@BoxedCylon Turn your smile into a frown, turn your wardrobe upside down teapawt.net/mrtonymartin/status/90…
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M.J Milg8@mjmilg86 May 2017
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It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
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Alan Ferrier@alanferrier13 Dec 2016
Who would have believed that the perfect Wikipedia photo caption could have been improved upon?
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James Blunt
@JamesBlunt13 Dec 2016
If you thought 2016 was bad - I'm releasing an album in 2017.
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M.J Milg8@mjmilg89 Sep 2016
There is something brilliant about the fact that @LachyHulme is filling my timeline with #GetThis related material. @BoxedCylon #dizzystuff
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M.J Milg8@mjmilg823 Jul 2016
Still not comfortable with the Worst Heroes Ever Tagline for #SuicideSquad when the whole point is they're not heroes at all
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M.J Milg8@mjmilg823 Jul 2016
Going to watch #StarTrekBeyond in a #StarWars tee shirt because I am just that reckless @BoxedCylon
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I can't stop watching this gif.
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@PaperWash15 Jun 2016
5 year old: dad, there's two kinds of "cool" me: that's right, there's one that describes temp- 5 year old: and you're neither of them
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M.J Milg8@mjmilg815 Jun 2016
NASA found this Tatooine-like planet by looking for the bright centre of the universe, and then looking for the planet farthest from it
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M.J Milg8@mjmilg88 Jun 2016
Apparently it's #NationalBestFriendsDay and @BoxedCylon's BDay. Massive shout out and Happy Birthday to my hetero-lifemate and best mate
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ME:John's coming over for dinner. WIFE:Work John or Been to Europe John? JOHN:*from outside* This door reminds me of one I saw in England.
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Ben@0point5twins4 Jun 2016
STUDENT: what's it like being drunk? TEACHER: see those 6 desks? A drunk person would see 12. STUDENT: there are only 3 desks.
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Mat@MatCro3 Jun 2016
[Robert De Niro walking] [Sees fast car] YOU TORQUING TO ME? [Sees clock that can't tick] YOU TOCKING TO ME? [Sees Hobbit] YOU TOLKEI-
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Zack Bornstein@ZackBornstein12 May 2016
This fucking security question is trying to tear my family apart
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Jon@ArfMeasures23 May 2016
[wine tasting] MAN: Opinions? ME: [trying very hard] Uh this Chardonnay is ok MAN: Do you mean oaky? ME: Oh yeah, that's it. This oaky is ok
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Jon@ArfMeasures23 May 2016
[finish setting up tent] ME: What do u think? WIFE [tests ropes] We need more tension ME: Ok [faces her] I keep dreaming about your sister
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village fetish@botandy21 May 2016
me: Gary, plse hand me the vial of ultra contagious lethal virus with no known cure Gary, who up until now has never dropped anything: ok
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Marty McFly: a time machine? Let's go back in time and stop Hitler Doc Brown: ooooor we could help your dad fuck your mom
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David Hughes@david8hughes21 May 2016
God: write this down Moses [grabs tablet]: shoot God: thou shalt have no- Moses: slow down, pal. It's gonna take me an hour to carve 'Thou'
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