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Uranus
Joined April 2022
Sometimes you have to go on walk so you don’t kill yourself.
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"gentle parenting" na like Chinese language for my mama ear
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Hi How about I fill you up?🌚
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Me in secondary school whenever I saw a pen on the table unattended to for too long!
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Whoever loves Monday is either stealing at work or dating a workmate😭
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What’s the most Nigerian thing that has ever happened to you?
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Replying to @GloWorld
@GloWorld I think it will be a good idea if you guys just quit being a network provider, you guys are the worst I swr to God !
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she told me arsenal is the best club in the world
What is the pettiest reason you lost interest in somebody? Mine: He called me "baby" the first time we talked.
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I don hear my side of the story, wetin @DONJAZZY do no good. Share money for 20 people and I no followπŸ’”
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If you’re genuinely on your hustle, I hope it pays off for real. Wishing you the absolute best ❀
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If money nor bring you happiness abeg send am give me, I wan confirm am
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Omo, the way things dey go even my ATM card don lose hope
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this yamal no good at all, if he continue to dey play like this he no fit win ballon dor oo
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today is monday does your prayers won't be answered if u don't work, chase them.
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I lowkey like Nigeria oo,the food and everything. It's a cool place asides the insecurity. (Na lie all my efforts to comot this country failπŸ’”)
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GodπŸ’”
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Isn’t that you in the chat wallpaper with a man holding your yansh? You wan cheat, abi na ovulation dey worry you?
I hate men that are slow, God forbid.
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Nigga, you better panic and move fast. A 50 year old man in 2026 was once a 25 year old just like you.
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Thugger Tattletales β€” 4PF Rylo ft Wheezy.
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in your 20s, you would feel like you are loosing the race. its important to realize there is no race.
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