@BrandonDonkey2

Single Dad Of 2 Teen Boys-Carpenter-Custom Home Builder-BSA Troop 121 ASM-Home Chef-Cigars-Protector-Prepper-Be Hard to Kill-Pronouns 5.56/.223

 behind enemy lines in CA
Joined July 2023
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Killing Pretty - A Choose Your Own Adventure Mystery Part 3 Suddenly your palms are sweaty. Your grip weakens. You almost drop your phone. “Excuse me?” you stammer. You’re not sure you heard her right. A letter from Jack? That’s not possible. 1/
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GM Happy National Pumpkin Day
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Free State of Galveston@Michael3342841910h
Pastrami, ham, and provolone toasted on a hoagie.
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Write Girl Problems@WriteGrlProbs11h
Birfday dinner! #TwitterSupperClub #MFerMeals
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This week's dinner theme... appetizers! Tonight I went Italian (kind of) appetizer platter: mozzarella sticks, fried ravioli, chicken fingers and bruschetta with homemade marinara mother fuckers.
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M D Campbell 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿@MCampbell104111h
My inexpert attempt at ratatouille tonight.
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Because there taste buds have died and they've given up on being happy.
Miles Commodore
@miles_commodore18h
Why do so many older people drink their coffee black?
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Phoenix Luddite@phoenix_v_ashes14h
Side for the week. Roasted sweet potatoes with cinnamon Pecans, drizzle pure maple syrup and pecarrinno Romano cheese.
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There was a black bear sighting in my town last night... on my street... right in front of my house.
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I left my grocery shopping list at home on the kitchen counter but remembered every single item on the list.
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Susan 🇺🇸🐊
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Pappardelle w/short rib ragu @BrandonDonkey2
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Brett Scott Gentry@Beatusmongous14h
My daughter wanted me to make a Flying Jacob casserole. This is the beginning. @BrandonDonkey2 #MFerMeals
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A 6 Pack of Sam Adams@37smadAmaS14h
Made mummies in a blanket? Mummy pigs in a blanket? Po folk Wellington?
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Phineas J Whoopee, Lineman extraordinaire ( Ret. )@j_whoopee13h
Made some Italian peas and bacon, really wasn't feeling it so I made it into a carbonara.
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Mondaymonday2
@Mondaymondtwo13h
World Pasta Day. Pappardelle with marinara and meatballs (again) with Crispy Chicken Parmesan. Yeah, I made that. @BrandonDonkey2
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unusual_whales
@unusual_whales17h
BREAKING: The Pentagon has launched “FORTRESS America,” an initiative ordering major military bases in the continental US to be able to run on their own for at least 90 days. Bases will need to keep power, water, fuel and communications running independently, without relying on outside supply.
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Donk's Don't Watch This:
Kristin
@KiKi118516h
I’m dead🤣
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It's The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
The Extreme Music Enthusiast
@TheExtremeMusi1Oct 25
Around 1500, Hieronymus Bosch painted sheet music on a sinner's bare butt in hell. 500 years later, someone transcribed and performed it. Now you can hear the original butt song from hell.
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12 years? The service at this joint sucks.
Avery
@AverysurgeOct 24
12 years later. Same restaurant. Same table. 🥹❤️
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Is "supermodel" a type?
Daily Mail US
@Daily_MailUS19h
Tom Brady is facing rumors that he is romantically linked to Victoria's Secret veteran Candice Swanepoel trib.al/veof0RZ 🔗
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Spooky Buck Wilde 🇺🇸🎃👻
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GM, y’all
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