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We got the LA Dodgers swept 0-4.
We got a flying (hovering) car.
We got the worst Friday tech crash all year.
All within the last 24 hrs.
I need a drink…
🥃
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For bulls 👀 only!
$IWM De ja vu'ing here like the last time?
Lookin' awfully similar here.
Give me a bounce.
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Q3´26 Preview: Could $CELH be setting up for a meaningful revenue beat?
Wall Street is expecting roughly $800m in Q3 sales, but my estimates based on recent NielsenIQ data suggest revenue could be materially higher
Let's break it down by brand: CELSIUS, Rockstar and Alani Nu
1/ The approach
I'm using three inputs to build my Q3 revenue estimate:
• NielsenIQ volume and pricing trends to estimate Alani Nu's growth
• Management's Q2 earnings commentary to forecast the core CELSIUS brand
• A relatively stable quarterly revenue assumption for Rockstar
One important caveat: NielsenIQ tracks retail sales through measured U.S. channels, excluding certain channels such as e-commerce and international markets. Differences in channel coverage, distributor inventory movements, and promotional spending mean retail sales growth doesn't necessarily translate directly into reported revenue growth
2/ Starting with CELSIUS core
In Q2 2026, the core CELSIUS brand generated approximately $387m in revenue, down 11.7% yoy
Management indicated on the Q2 earnings call that Q3 scanner dollar sales should look similar to Q2. However, NielsenIQ data released since then points to further deterioration
As an example, for the four weeks ending Sep 19, core volume declined 20% yoy. Even accounting for an estimated 9% increase in pricing/mix, implied retail dollar sales declined roughly 13%
Given the weaker trends and ongoing inventory rebalancing, I'm taking a more cautious approach and assuming $365m in Q3 core revenue, down roughly 6% sequentially and 4% yoy
3/ Rockstar Energy
This one's relatively straightforward
Rockstar generated $66.5m in Q2 2026 and management emphasized stability following the completion of the brand's integration into the PepsiCo distribution system
That is, I'm assuming a similar run rate in Q3 of $66m (-12% yoy estimated). Nothing particularly exciting here
4/ Alani Nu
To estimate Q3 2026 revenue, I'm using the following NielsenIQ volume and pricing data:
• 4 wks to Aug 8: volume +38% yoy (assuming +3.9% pricing)
• 4 wks to Aug 22: volume +33%, pricing +3.9%
• 4 wks to Sep 19: volume +74.3%, pricing −4.0%
Note: NielsenIQ figures are based on overlapping four-week periods and do not cover the full quarter. To approximate Q3 growth, I've used the available observations as proxies for July, August and September, assuming similar trends for the missing weeks and +3.9% pricing for the first period.
Compounding volume and pricing gives us implied retail dollar sales growth of +43%, +38%, and +67%, respectively
The simple average comes to roughly +50% yoy.
Alani generated $332m in revenue in Q3 2025. Applying that growth rate implies approximately $497m in Q3 2026 revenue
But there's a catch.
In Q2, the gap between Alani's reported revenue growth (+21%) and retail scanner sales growth (+55.7%) was almost 35 percentage points. Management cited the PepsiCo distribution transition, higher trade investments and billbacks, discontinued non-core SKUs, and customer order timing as contributing factors
Some of these headwinds may ease in Q3, but I wouldn't assume they disappear entirely
My base case for Q3 is therefore $450m in Alani revenue (+35.5% yoy), compared with the ~$497m estimate, implied by NielsenIQ
This assumes a roughly 14.5pp gap between retail and reported revenue growth, narrowing from nearly 35pp in Q2 as some of the earlier headwinds fade. It's an assumption rather than a precise forecast, but one that leaves room for continued distributor and promotional pressures
5/ Putting the pieces together
Using the adjusted Alani estimate:
• CELSIUS core: $365m
• Rockstar: $66m
• Alani Nu: $450m (adjusted base)
Implied Q3 group revenue: ~$880m implying 21% yoy growth
6/ Scenarios vs. Wall Street
Putting everything together, my Q3 group revenue scenarios are:
🔹 Conservative: ~$830m (+14.5% yoy, +3.75% beat vs. consensus)
🔹 My adjusted base case: ~$880m (+21% yoy, +10% beat vs. consensus)
🔹 Direct Nielsen scenario: ~$930m (+28% yoy, +16% beat vs. consensus)
With Wall Street consensus around $800m, even my conservative scenario implies potential upside
Is Wall Street missing something? Not necessarily
Q2 already demonstrated how wide the gap between retail demand and reported revenue can become. Still, Alani's recent volume acceleration is difficult to ignore
With CELSIUS core and Rockstar assumed broadly stable sequentially, Alani remains the key variable
My base case stands at ~$880m in Q3 revenue, roughly 10% above Wall Street's consensus, largely driven by Alani's strong retail momentum. Whether that upside materializes will depend on how much of Alani's retail growth translates into reported revenue
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As a kid, I begged my mom for Nikes. $NKE
As an investor, I’m asking Nike’s leadership to earn that loyalty again.
The founders built Nike on the relentless pursuit of excellence. Those values aren’t lost. They’re being neglected.
My open letter to the CEO and board 👇
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John Oliver lists off just some of Ken Paxton’s scandals:
“Paxton spent nearly 9 years under indictment for securities fraud before the charges were dropped in a deal in which he paid nearly $300,000 in restitution to his victims and agreed to complete 100 hours of community service and 15 hours of legal ethics education, which is just an amazing thing for a state AG to have to do.
Not just that, he was also accused of bribery and abuse of office by eight of his own top deputies... He was later impeached by the Republican-controlled Texas House. Now the Senate later acquitted him, but by then, Paxton had fired 4 of the staff who'd reported him, which led to a lawsuit claiming he'd violated the state's whistleblower Act, and eventually Texas taxpayers had to pay over $6 million to those staffers Paxton had fired.
... But wait, because I'm still not done. Reporting recently emerged about the acquisition of 15 properties worth about $9 million by Paxton and trusts associated with him... He'd omitted rental income and mortgages from financial disclosures, obscuring his wealth, and that incredibly, he also appears to have used an address where he did not live while voting in 6 elections, all of which did throw a bit of a wrench into his efforts to present himself as a law and order candidate.”
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Ken Paxton deletes his tweet referring to Cypress, Texas as “Cyprus” after @JamesTalarico calls him out.
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BREAKING: Trump says he will give every adult citizen $5,000 if GOP wins the midterms
Idiocracy was so far ahead of its time 🤣
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BREAKING: 20+ Republican leaders just endorsed our campaign for US Senate.
We’re bringing Texans together onto one team to take power back for working people.
Because the real fight in this country isn't left versus right — it's top versus bottom.
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The Atlantic just went all summer without a hurricane.
The first one could form TODAY, 40 miles off Louisiana.
Tropical Storm Edouard only has 40 mph winds, but it’s over 88° water, almost no wind shear, and radar shows a tiny eyewall trying to form.
Landfall is this afternoon.
It’s basically racing the coastline to become a hurricane.
This ⬇️
A TON OF THINGS HAPPENED IN THE STOCK MARKET TODAY.
Here's a full recap:
1. Semis $SMH fell about 2.5% today as the market reacted to a mix of China supply-chain headlines and growing AI financing concerns. A Chinese state-backed firm has reportedly started mass-producing domestic DUV lithography machines, raising fears that China could become less reliant on Western suppliers like ASML and pressure future equipment demand. At the same time, Nvidia $NVDA reportedly backstopping OpenAI’s new data center buildout with $250B, along with another $5B investment into a new AI startup, is adding to concerns that parts of the AI trade are becoming too circular. China also just completed its second-largest IPO ever through a memory company, which is feeding worries that memory supply could expand just as pricing may be nearing a peak.
2. Palantir $PLTR CEO Alex Karp kicked off the company’s first Sovereignty Bootcamp, bringing together 150+ customers to discuss sovereign AI and enterprise ownership of AI-driven value. Karp said companies should not pay for AI tools only to have their business replicated by the provider, arguing that enterprises need to own what they produce. He called sovereign AI “the most important thing in AI,” framing it as the next major wave of the AI revolution. He also said: "You can’t be paying someone and then your reward is that they get to replicate your business. It’s absolutely crazy. We think there is an alternative way of doing this that actually creates more value for an enterprise."
3. Citadel Securities reportedly expects Fed Chair Kevin Warsh and the Federal Reserve to raise rates by 25 bps on Wednesday, per Bloomberg. The firm thinks markets may be underpricing a more hawkish Fed pivot and says a surprise hike would reinforce the central bank’s inflation-fighting credibility. Interest-rate swaps currently imply about a 40%chance of a move this week, with one full hike priced by September. Citadel says the recent jump in energy prices could be enough to push the Fed toward acting immediately.
4. Nvidia $NVDA announced the Open Secure AI Alliance, bringing industry leaders together to build open tools for securing software and AI agents. Jensen Huang said, “Attackers have frontier AI. Defenders need a frontier AI ecosystem.” Nvidia is arguing that open models and security tooling should be viewed as defensive infrastructure, not a liability. The company warned that broad restrictions on open frontier AI could weaken cyber defenses, increase reliance on a small group of closed providers, and concentrate too much power. Nvidia is calling for shared investment in open AI defense systems, including datasets, evaluation frameworks, attack simulators, and red-teaming tools.
5. BlackRock $BLK raised $12.5B of debt to help finance Meta’s $META nearly 1GW AI data center campus in El Paso, Texas. The 2048 notes priced at 287.5 bps over 10-year Treasuries and drew about $20B in demand, or roughly 1.6x the deal size. BlackRock-backed entities own 80% of the project, while Meta owns the remaining 20%. The financing is backed by Meta’s long-term lease commitments, allowing the data center debt to stay off Meta’s balance sheet.
6. The top 10 most active options today by contracts traded were $NVDA with 4.8M contracts, $TSLA with 2.6M contracts, $AAPL with 1.8M contracts, $MU with 1.1M contracts, $INTC with 1.0M contracts, $MSFT with 700K contracts, $AMD with 654K contracts, $AMZN with 636K contracts, $SPCX with 629K contracts, and $GOOGL with 552K contracts.
7. Trump said the U.S. paused strikes on Iran to give negotiations another chance, per Axios. He warned that the U.S. could still return to “very strong military action” if talks break down, adding that diplomacy will not get much time. Discussions are reportedly centered on reopening the Strait of Hormuz and restarting broader nuclear talks, with Trump set to meet Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu on Tuesday.
8. Amazon $AMZN has filed with the FCC to launch 5,105 satellites by 2028 for a direct-to-device mobile network, per FT. The service would support voice, messaging, data, and emergency connectivity beyond traditional cell-tower coverage. Amazon plans to use spectrum tied to its $11.6B Globalstar deal, putting it more directly up against SpaceX’s Starlinkin satellite-enabled mobile services.
9. Foreign buying of U.S. equities has surged to a record $850B over the last 12 months, more than quadrupling since the start of 2025. That is also roughly 450% above the average since 2000. As a share of total equity market cap, foreign purchases are now around 1.3%, the highest since the post-Financial Crisis recovery in 2010 and above the 2021 meme-stock peak of roughly 1.1%.
10. AT&T $T is expanding its use of D-Wave Quantum $QBTS across network operations through a new agreement focused on complex optimization problems. In early testing, AT&T said D-Wave’s annealing quantum technology reduced one network optimization workload from roughly one hour to under 15 seconds. The initial rollout will focus on integrating D-Wave into AT&T’s agentic AI tools for outage detection, technician routing, network planning, traffic management, and response. AT&T said those tools helped reduce customer downtime by 12M hours in 2025. The company is also evaluating D-Wave’s gate-model systems for quantum security and communications, with financial terms not disclosed.
11. BofA says the selloff in European semiconductors has created a compelling entry point. The firm notes the SOX has underperformed the S&P 500 by roughly 18% from its peak, similar to past corrections like the 2015 China slowdownand the 2018 China-U.S. trade/Fed hiking cycle, but still less severe than prior downturn drawdowns near 30%. BofA argues fundamentals remain strong, with the sector trading at about a 3x discount to average 2028 consensus multiples, while semiconductor capital equipment names are trading at a 6x–7x discount. BofA also says fears of a memory pricing crash look overdone, while expecting ASM Q2 EPS to beat consensus by 11% and keeping its 2027–2028 EPS estimates for ASML 6%–7% above consensus.
12. South Korea’s KOSPI fell as much as 8% early in trading, triggering a circuit breaker, which temporarily pauses trading to slow panic selling and give the market time to reset. The move is heavily tied to memory stocks, with Samsung and SK Hynix making up roughly half the index and both acting as major memory-cycle trades.
WALL STREET IS THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH.
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The top 4 I would buy from the list
1. Celsius the wealthiest $CELH
2. Elf on the shelf $ELF
3. Sofi got all the ho fine $SOFI
4. Meta is betta $META
14 popular Down HUGE from All time High
1. $AMZN -17%
2. $GOOGL -22%
3. $META -25%
4. $MSFT -31%
5. $TSLA -37%
6. $HOOD -40%
7. $SPCX -49%
8. $HOOD -49%
9. $SOFI -50%
10. $ETH -62%
11. $ELF -65%
12. $CELH -73%
13. Trump Coin -97.9%
14. Melania Coin -99.4%
Would you buy anything from this list and if yes what
























