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Branson, Missouri
Joined April 2024
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Is this the world’s funniest name?
Probably.
This video features great tweets from @kanomalie, @razorfist, @VintageWarfaree, and @WambuguWanjohi.
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Branson, Missouri if Dali and M. C. Escher ran the city.
It's the kind of thing that would make me want to VOTE.
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Importing low-wage foreigners to take jobs from Americans, he's also talking to you, @SDCAttractions and @BigCedarLodge.
Go fuck yourself.
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I'm stoked for @SDCAttractions to finish construction on their swanky new resort.
Think about all the jobs it will provide to people from third-world countries who'll be imported to Branson while Evangelicals watch their unemployed neighbors go hungry and call it all Christian.
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Branson is a town with a unique character. And with all your favorite chain restaurants, it will remind you of wherever you're on vacation to escape.
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Third Places are disappearing, and what's left are abandoned buildings. But that blight can be turned into a blessing, because that empty parking lot is a free space to meet up and hang out.
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Soyjak @RepSeitz156 looks sloppy when he wears a Superman T-shirt underneath a blazer.
It's just Consoomer Slop that says, "I don't have a personality, but I'm trying to appeal to the most amount of people who also consume content for the masses as part of their core identity."
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This is why Branson will come to hate @SDCAttractions and @BigCedarLodge
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What is happening in Toronto is happening in Branson and everywhere, and nowhere is it excusable.
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I don't care what the job is, from an entry-level position at a burger joint to a specialized role, every job matters and should go to a local.
Unless Branson has 100% employment, why even import one slave-wage laborer?
It's offensive and impoverishes the town.
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PF/Gatlinburg also has 3- or 4-lane roads nearby, which isn't a magic bullet, traffic-wise, but at least it probably *makes getting by a bit easier* (than just 1 lane either way, along the 'main strip', w/ a middle lane for turning, which inevitably leads to insane bottlenecks)
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While even PF and Gatlinburg probably have their fair share of problems, even *that area* is probably what Branson would've been if even *slightly-better-planned/-managed*
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Every job matters. So why give even one to a foreigner over an American? Branson, Missouri has gutted its entire population by driving wages into the dirt through the importation of third-world labor.
Will @SDCAttractions or @BigCedarLodge ever wake up?
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🚨 Insider scoop: Whispers in Branson about a MASSIVE $400M redevelopment! 📷 First phase: 150 fancy multi-family units, a Bible-themed attraction (holy vibes? 📷), & a swanky 200-room hotel. Tax subsidies in play? Diversifying beyond shows, but why so hush-hush nationally? 📷
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Heard whispers from the greens: Pointe Royale Golf Community owners allegedly throwing "Key Parties" – where spouses swap more than just golf tips! 🗝️📷 Who's up for a hole-in-one? #SwingersParadise #GolfGossip
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Branson's HWY 76: Where theaters sprout like post-bender regrets and dreams flop harder than a bad show. Now a "blight study" hits—code for "crumbling faster than my ex's alimony demands." Slap on redevelopment, turn despair into tourist bait. Missouri magic! #BransonBlight
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Play that midnight and moonlit saxophone for Branson. Soon the town will be as empty of people as the 1980s are today.
