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I keep it realer than alien autopsy photos

Sioux Falls, SD
Joined April 2012
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Happy national sibling day, enjoy
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Packers fans getting Josh Jacobs back next week:
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Jim Nantz says Mike Ditka used to pay and tip for everything with $100 bills, and never ask for change “I noticed early on that all he carried were $100 bills. All he did was peel off hundreds all the time. Buy a beer at the bar on the way out to dinner, ‘Yeah, give me a Budweiser.’ $100. Keep the change.” “Coat check, comes into a restaurant, comes out, $100. Man on the street, homeless, there was one guy that kind of understood the routine and he was there every week. Mike, every time, $100 bill.” “I finally got up the nerve to say, ‘Hey coach, why don’t you ever get change? Why just the hundreds?’ He says, ‘Hey, what’s the difference anyway?’” “He said, ‘You know, the way I look at it, when I die and they drop me down into the ground, I hope there’s a little opening in that coffin and my last $100 bill comes flying out and goes up into the sky and drifts away. That would make me happy.’” “So I said, ‘This gets a little pricey, doesn’t it?’ ‘It’s not that bad, Jim.’ He said, ‘Here’s the way I rationalize it in my head. We got 20 weeks. I come every single Friday to New York. I come in with 50 $100 bills, $5,000. And at the end of the season, I’m spending $100,000.’” “He would say, ‘I’ve allocated $100,000 to the football season to go enjoy myself in New York. And that’s the way it is.’ I take $5,000 in cash in hundreds every single week. And that’s what he did.”
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Her: “It’s just a game, who cares?” *Me in my living room waiting for Bears vs Packers*
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NFL RedZone but hosted by Tony Romo and he’s plastered
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Still more flowers to earn.
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“So when a guy is shoving it down your throat… pause” 99 awareness from PCA
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RIP Dolly Parton
I don’t care how old Dolly Parton is I would suck those tits dry
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Seeing a Cubs pitcher throwing 97 MPH sinkers
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“Tell DoorDash to start getting loose”
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It must suck to be a Drake hater and not be able to enjoy a hip hop moment like this. Gotta pretend this shit ain’t fire gotta pretend he fell off. Knowing if your favorite dropped 3 albums in one night you’d lose your mind. It must suck i feel u.
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body so iconic you don’t even need the face to recognize him
Body so iconic you don’t even need the face to recognize her
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you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world
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Joe Rogan explains why his views on religion changed after regularly attending church. “If there was a pill that could make you as nice as the people that I go to church with, everybody would be on it.” “If you get just to the teachings of Christ, I can't find any faults in it.” Love seeing God on the move. 👏🏽 @CollinRugg
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This miller lite of mine, I’m gonna let it shine
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Let's go to Gene Steratore who has no idea.
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Mega Church Pastors LOVE Money 😂😭
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