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Thank you for joining me for weigh in Monday. Week 5 on the Mounjaro and its a total total nightmare. Rather be dead. They upped the dosage Saturday to 5 from 2.5 and Throwing up, dry heaving, loose poops, worst smells from my farts than a sewer. And it has not stopped yet. Kill me now. Have to go for a sonogram this morning and anticipating shitting all over the dr. Lost weight but at what cost. People that are on the shot fuck you for lying to me how bad it gets. If I was not on this specifically to get A1c down from 9.5 to 8 asap because I might have the makings of prostate cancer and they cant do the biopsy until then NO FUCKING WAY should I or anyone be on this farce of a drug to lose weight. Hope i die in my sleep taking a nap.

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I know its been used a million times but god does it hit home tonight.

Love someone as much as I love Bigcat and the world is your oyster. #DANNSTU4LIFE