I like the funny.
Raleigh-Durham, NC
Joined June 2009
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My latest photographic masterpiece.
I call this, "Shopping Cart With Accidental Finger".
#photography #photooftheday #fineart
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Happy #Diwali to all who are celebrating around the world!
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Glad you are here!!!!! @GoHeels
A few highlights from my 6th year at @Cisco 🎉 Still love where I work, what I do, and the amazing people I’ve met along the way. Excited for even more fun, learning, travel, and everything in between in Year 7! #Ciscoversary
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Republicans think women are walking into abortion clinics like they’re Norm from Cheers
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Saw it. 👀Loved it.😍 Still wondering how he did it.🤯
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I auditioned.
#TrueStory
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To NOLAN'S ROOFING INC in Clermont, Florida: While putting a new roof on my 76 year old Mother's house, you created a sagging belly in the living room ceiling that you haven't sent anyone to repair in 5 weeks. Grace Smith paid you in full. Fix her shit. nolandsroofing.com/
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Sad what’s going on in the world. Instead of creating weapons, destroying each other and the very Earth we live in, we can direct that knowledge to science, medicine, art. With the help of science multiply earth's resources, live longer, healthier and more beautiful life in peace
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you can't send your kid to school with chicken pox or go barefoot in a restaurant or take a dump on a public sidewalk - your whole life has been a trade-off between public health and individual freedom, whether you've noticed it or not
