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In Shrek, Shrek grabs a frog, blows it up like a balloon and IT FLOATS.
Does this mean Shrek has the ability to exhale pure helium? What other secrets lie within his fascinating anatomy?
Hi, I'm Neil DeGrasse Tyson and I am fucking baaaaaked.
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This also helps me understand why people are SO pissed off that he cheated on his wife
Like yeah that’s awful. But if Joe Rogan did it I think his listeners wouldn’t freak out
Ethan Klein’s listeners believe their personal friend group is being torn apart
Hey Colts fans, remember when Andrew Luck came back from his injury and for the first five weeks of the season he struggled and we were 1-4, then he rattled off a record 8 straight games with 3+ TDs and we made the playoffs?
Well this situation with Jones is nothing like that.
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My cousin was born nonverbal autistic. I watched him struggle and learn and grow. He speaks now, and he said the first time he saw an airplane, he remembered what he came to this world for: making them. Decided he was going to speak & actually did. He’s now an aerospace engineer.
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21 years ago I named "Reddit" and everyone said it was a horrible name, but I insisted one day people would say "I read it on reddit" and used my CEO-privilege to overrule everyone + kept the name. Now the company twitter account (unbeknownst to them) is making the joke. Heh.
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I think loving a woman should give you a personal vendetta against whatever is making her life difficult
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