I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Grande Prairie, Alberta
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New pinned post of the dogs, because why not?
ALT In which my dogs Zelda (L) and Link (R) are looking longingly at what my wife is eating, it was probably some cheese.
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JOHN CARPENTER COMMENTARY: Right there, blammo. What a dumb cheap trick. Ripped it off from a Howard Hawks picture. God, this is a piece of shit.
WILLIAM FRIEDKIN COMMENTARY: That was take 57. After this scene I put a gun in Gene Hackman’s mouth for fun.
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Whether it's the midterm rejection of Republicans or British Columbia's fuck you to NDP... the thing I appreciate is that the electorate still can do a good job of being pissed. We aren't hyper-partisan enough (yet!) to continue blindly electing morons who jingle party-line keys!
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No, I don’t want to use Claude AI.
No, I don’t want to use Chat GPT.
No, I don’t want to use GROK.
No, I don’t want to use an AI Email “assistant”.
No, I don’t want to use AI to teach me Spanish.
No, I don’t want to use AI.
No, I don’t want AI.
TAKE. THE. FUCKING. HINT.
I get really tired of people thinking my wife and I aren’t worth our salt because of our inability to have had children. Like, I’m sorry that we’ve been trying for 5 years to no avail. But fuck us, I guess?
And no deals for us in Canada. I’m not paying $100 for re-heated steak
The Legend of Zelda pre-order guide: dekudeals.com/articles/the-l…
- $10 off Ocarina of Time physical release
- 10% or 20% back with pre-order at Best Buy
- Links for the Zelda 40th Anniversary hardware
Oliver Reed dying at the pub in Malta while filming Gladiator is the most Oliver Reed thing to happen
Since many are discussing THE DEVILS and Oliver Reed's overall gigantic personality, it should be gloriously noted he died of a heart attack on his day off while in the middle of filming GLADIATOR after being challenged to a drinking contest in a local pub by a group of sailors. He reportedly drank roughly 10 pints of Lager, 12 shots of Rum, half bottle of Whiskey, washing it all down with sips of Cognac. He was 61-years-old.
His last words to the paramedics just moments before he died were, "I simply had a few drinks with new friends."
Is this a hint that we may finally see a studio giving the greenlight to Flanagan adapting The Dark Tower since he holds the rights? 👀
It’s always funny the weird looks I get from people when they see me using a piece of paper towel to open the door when leaving a public bathroom. I’ve seen how many people leave without washing their hands, so who’s the real weirdo?
I’m officially tapping out, $700 for a new console $99 for a remake is fucking ridiculous
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Switch 2) is $84.99 Digital and $99.99 Physical in Canada, Physical pre-orders up on the Nintendo Store nintendo.com/en-ca/store/pro…
