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Broad Wit🇮🇳 retweeted
People can easily identify which is mid level, exaggerated, drama like acting🤣🤣...one actor conveys a lifetime of grief with his eyes, while the other star is sweating through a full-blown melodrama
Broad Wit🇮🇳 retweeted
Winning votes by stoking fear of Muslims has an expiry date. So the plan is to whip the GCs to unite the others. Afterall nothing United people like a common enemy and this time they chose GCs as their whipping guys
Broad Wit🇮🇳 retweeted
"सामान्य वर्ग सिर्फ 10% है और SC/ST/OBC 90%! अगर ये एकजुट हो गए तो सवर्ण उम्मीदवार MLA या MP नहीं बन पाएगा"
- भाजपा सांसद साक्षी महाराज
ये साधु बन गए लेकिन जाति नहीं छोड़ पाए?
अब सवाल ये कि हिंदुत्व का जिम्मा सामान्य वर्ग पर ही क्यों?
बाकियों को ये ज्ञान क्यों नहीं दिया जाता कि "इतना तो मिला, अब और कितना चाहिए, वो भी तो तुम्हारे हिंदू भाई हैं, उनको क्यों अलग थलग कर रहे हो?"
Broad Wit🇮🇳 retweeted
This genius complains that Easter isn’t a federal holiday in USA but Diwali is. Well, your Jesus supposedly rose from the dead on a Sunday, and that is why you get every Sunday off, and this includes Easter Sunday too. And your god also commanded you all to take Saturday off too. Sundays and Saturdays every week are holidays throughout the world in most countries, thanks to you Christians colonising all over the world. Before that, every country just took days off based on their own ritual calendar and festivals. You made your important Christian weekly holy days as holidays throughout the world so that Christians all over the world can keep the sabbath and go to church every week on the day Christ supposedly rose from the dead. In fact, the very word holiday is derived from holy+day.
But, Hindus can’t ask one day a year for their festival off in America?
Broad Wit🇮🇳 retweeted
ऐसे मत करो यार! संघ वाले, गिरिराज सिंह और नितिन नबीन तीनों रो देंगे! उनकी सभाओं में १०० लोग ही पहुँच पाते हैं। संघ वाले में तो ५० ही। हँसी-मजाक एक तरफ़, भीतर में जगह ४५० की है, कुर्सियाँ डाल कर ६५० हो जाएगी। बाहर में LED स्क्रीन की व्यवस्था तो है, पर यह सभा छोटी ही रखी गई थी, इसको रैली ना समझा जाए।
बेगूसराय में होने वाले स्वर्ण हुंकार कार्यक्रम के लिए मैंने अब तक लगभग 50 छोटी गाड़ियों की व्यवस्था कर ली है। इनमें स्कॉर्पियो सहित अन्य गाड़ियाँ शामिल हैं। प्रत्येक गाड़ी में ड्राइवर के अलावा 5 लोग आराम से बैठ सकते हैं। यानी लगभग 250 लोग आराम से हमारे साथ जा सकते हैं।
लगातार लोगों के फोन आ रहे हैं और जुड़ने की इच्छा जता रहे हैं। इसलिए घबराने की बिल्कुल जरूरत नहीं है। गाड़ियों की संख्या और भी बढ़ेगी। जरूरत पड़ने पर अतिरिक्त गाड़ियों की व्यवस्था भी की जाएगी।
मैं सभी साथियों को भरोसा दिलाना चाहता हूं कि आप निश्चिंत होकर जुड़ते रहिए। आप सभी को यहां से ले जाने, कार्यक्रम के बाद वापस लाने और घर तक पहुंचाने के साथ-साथ खाने-पीने की पूरी व्यवस्था मेरी तरफ से रहेगी।
आप लोगों को किसी तरह की परेशानी नहीं होने दी जाएगी।
आप बस अपना उत्साह और एकजुटता बनाए रखिए। हम सब मिलकर बेगूसराय पहुंचेंगे।
गाड़ियों की कमी नहीं होने देंगे, आप साथ चलने की तैयारी कीजिए!
Broad Wit🇮🇳 retweeted
Wipro ಮಾದರಿಯಲ್ಲೇ ಕರ್ನಾಟಕದ ಎಲ್ಲಾ ಖಾಸಗಿ ಕಂಪನಿಗಳಲ್ಲೂ ಕನ್ನಡಿಗರಿಗೆ ಮೊದಲ ಆದ್ಯತೆ ಸಿಗಲಿ. ನಮ್ಮ ನೆಲ, ನಮ್ಮ ಉದ್ಯೋಗ! 💛❤️
#KannadigasFirst @karave_KRV @ChetanAhimsa @narayanagowdru
Broad Wit🇮🇳 retweeted
Something always seemed off about him. I’m glad the crayon is finally rubbing off in all the right places. This so-called right wing has some seriously shady characters. Either it’s all about money or there’s a serious lack of grey cells.
Ramayana is a wonderful movie. Enjoyed it thoroughly. Meant for mainstream audiences, making a good impact. Sets a new standard for Hindu films. I can find issues with it, as with anything else, but this is a solid professional job on a complex topic.
This will become a classic that people will watch during Diwali season for many years to come.
Broad Wit🇮🇳 retweeted
Rajiv, really surprised with your reaction about this movie. From what I have been hearing about this film, it’s more like a Ravanayana. Can’t agree with your assessment of the movie. One reason you have a different view from mine could be that I grew up watching amazing movies on our Itihasas in Telugu which for the most part have made pauranic films close to the original story. This film doesn’t seem to be made like that.
Broad Wit🇮🇳 retweeted
Bengaluru belongs to all of Kannadigas
Bengaluru belongs to all of us, and its development must make life easier for the people who call this city home.
With this commitment, we have taken four important decisions through BDA to benefit citizens. From reducing regularisation charges by 50% for eligible homeowners to providing incentive sites for landowners, facilitating adjoining marginal land allotment and organising an Absolute Sale Deed Mela for around 20,000 allottees, these measures address long-pending needs.
We will continue working towards a Bengaluru where development brings greater convenience, security and opportunities to its people.
Broad Wit🇮🇳 retweeted
Shri Nitin Gadkari ji is in Conflict of Interest with regards to Ethanol, as his nepo babies have Ethanol distilleries!
#EthanolScam BETA BADHAO YOJNA SUGAR DADDY @OGTeamBharat @FactswithDinesh @Nidhzee @theracemonkey @nachiket1982 @Shankyram2 @VishhalSJain @ShivrattanDhil1
Broad Wit🇮🇳 retweeted
ಕನ್ನಡಿಗರೇ ಇನ್ನು ಎಚ್ಚರ ವಹಿಸಲಿಲ್ಲ ಅಂದರೆ ಇದೇ ನಮ್ಮ ಗತಿ. ನಮ್ಮ ನಾಡಿನಲ್ಲೇ ನಮ್ಮನ್ನು ಎರಡನೇ ದರ್ಜೆಯ ಪ್ರಜೆಯಾಗಿ ನೋಡುತ್ತಾರೆ.
ಯಾವುದೇ ಪರಿಸ್ಥಿತಿಯಲ್ಲಾದರೂ ಸರಿ ಕನ್ನಡದಲ್ಲಿ ಮಾತನಾಡಿ ಕನ್ನಡದಲ್ಲಿ ವ್ಯವಹರಿಸಿ. ಅನ್ಯಾಯವಾದಲ್ಲಿ ಧೈರ್ಯದಿಂದ ಪ್ರಶ್ನೆ ಮಾಡಿ.
Broad Wit🇮🇳 retweeted
ಈ ಹದಿನೆಂಟು ಸಾವಿರ ಕೆಲಸಗಳು ಕನ್ನಡಿಗರಿಗೆ ಮಾತ್ರ ಅಂತ ಬಾಯಿತಪ್ಪಿಯೂ ಹೇಳಲ್ಲ. ಹೇಳ್ತೀರಾ @MBPatil @DKShivakumar ಅವರುಗಳೇ?
#ನಮ್ಮನಾಡು_ನಮ್ಮಉದ್ಯೋಗ_ಚಳವಳಿ
#ನಮ್ಮನಾಡು_ನಮ್ಮಆಳ್ವಿಕೆ
Broad Wit🇮🇳 retweeted
ಕರ್ನಾಟಕದಲ್ಲಿ ವ್ಯಾಪಾರ ಮಾಡುವ ಪ್ರತಿಷ್ಠಿತ ಸಂಸ್ಥೆಗಳು ಕನ್ನಡದಲ್ಲಿ ಗ್ರಾಹಕ ಸೇವೆ ಕೊಡಬೇಕಾದದ್ದು ಯಾವುದೇ ಹೆಚ್ಚುವರಿ ಸೇವೆ ಅಲ್ಲ. ಅದು ಸಹಜವಾಗಿರ ಬೇಕಾದದ್ದು, ಕಡ್ಡಾಯವಾಗಿರಬೇಕಾದದ್ದು.
ಕನ್ನಡದಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇವೆ ಸಿಗುತ್ತಿಲ್ಲ ಎಂಬ ದೂರುಗಳು ಬರದಂತೆ ಸಂಸ್ಥೆಗಳು ಗಮನಹರಿಸಬೇಕು.
@TanishqJewelry ಈ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಪರಿಶೀಲಿಸಿ, ನಿಮ್ಮ ಎಲ್ಲ ಮಳಿಗೆಗಳಲ್ಲೂ ಕನ್ನಡದಲ್ಲಿ ಗ್ರಾಹಕ ಸೇವೆ ಲಭ್ಯವಾಗುವಂತೆ ಕ್ರಮ ಕೈಗೊಳ್ಳಿ.
ತನೀಶ್ಕ್ ಬಸವೇಶ್ವರನಗರಕ್ಕೆ ಕರೆ ಮಾಡಿದ್ದೆ, ಅವರಿಗೆ ಕನ್ನಡ ಬರಲ್ಲ, ಆಪ್ ಬಾದ್ ಮೇ ಕಾಲ್ ಕರಿಯೇ ಸರ್ ಅಂದ್ರು.
ಇದು ಇವತ್ತಿನ ಕನ್ನಡಕ್ಕೆ ಸಿಗುವ ಬೆಲೆ, ನಾವು ಪಡೆದುಕೊಳ್ಳುವ ಸೇವೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಕನ್ನಡ ಸಿಗದೆ ಇದ್ದಾಗ, ಹಿಂದಿ -ಇಂಗ್ಲೀಶಿಗೆ ಜಾರಿಕೊಂಡು, ಹೊಂದಾಣಿಕೆ ಮಾಡಿಕೊಳ್ಳುವುದು ಕನ್ನಡಿಗರು ಮಾಡುವ ದೊಡ್ಡ ತಪ್ಪು.
@TanishqJewelry
Broad Wit🇮🇳 retweeted
Migrants are building Karnataka so well ...
They have not spared even small Hindu temple towns in their wonderful development agenda.
Broad Wit🇮🇳 retweeted
The plain lies of @HariMarar of @BLRAirport @blrairport_kn have been caught by alert netizens.
What makes AISATS go all the way to Kochi in search of *talent* that can work at KIA BLR!?
It would be a great service to Karnataka if such ethno-nepotists just resign & get lost.
@BLRAirport
Stop the eyewash.
AISATS was recruiting in Kochi for jobs at Kempegowda Airport.
How exactly are Kannadigas the “majority”? Release the real domicile data.
Broad Wit🇮🇳 retweeted
@ggganeshh @BroadWit Look how cleverly news18 omits the names of organizers because they happen to be Naarth Hindian...Jaish-E-Noide for a reason😂😂😂
A Diwali party in Bengaluru turned into a drug-fuelled gathering, prompting a raid by the Central Crime Branch (CCB). Three people were arrested after police busted a private pool party at a villa in Yamalur’s Kariyammana Agrahara Road, near Marathahalli. Investigators suspect the organisers used Instagram, WhatsApp and party apps to attract young men and women, charging up to ₹2,400 for couples. MDMA and ganja were allegedly found at the venue. Police also suspect that the organisers changed locations to evade detection and are probing whether similar parties were held in other cities. A case has been registered at Marathahalli Police Station, with investigators examining the alleged drug supply network and the role of others involved.
#bengaluru #ccbraid #DrugBust #diwaliparty #karnatakapolice
Broad Wit🇮🇳 retweeted
AI ನಿಂದಾಗಿ ಹೆಚ್ಚುವರಿ ಭಾಷೆಯನ್ನು ಕಲಿಯಬೇಕಾದ ಅವಶ್ಯಕತೆ ಮುಂದಿನ ದಿನದಲ್ಲಿ ಇರೊಲ್ಲಾ..
ತಂತ್ರಜ್ಞಾನದ ಅರಿವೇ ಇಲ್ಲದ ಸರಕಾರಕ್ಕೆ ಹೇಗೆ ಹೇಳೋದು..
Broad Wit🇮🇳 retweeted
Purported shameless Malayali HRs host recruitment drive in Kerala instead of Karnataka for Job openings in Bengaluru airport for Air India Sats Customer facing roles with no mandate of local language Kannada that's spoken in Bengaluru.
@CMofKarnataka @karave_KRV ದಯವಿಟ್ಟು ವಿಚಾರಿಸಿ
@BLRAirport
Stop the eyewash.
AISATS was recruiting in Kochi for jobs at Kempegowda Airport.
How exactly are Kannadigas the “majority”? Release the real domicile data.