John C

The people I follow dont hardly tweet at all or anymore and those who tweet correct my grammar.

Just watched Labamba while high AF. And I ain’t never cried so hard @LouDPhillips

Me, to my ex: My cream cheese wasn’t spreading right on my bagel. You know anything about that?

Tonight, I’m buying my very first @ThisIsTNA ppv. I’m sold! #TNASlammiversary

Who the shorty with the fiddle playing with Urban? Good Lawd 🍑 #nashvillesbigbash

Anyone else keep a quarter in their car and it’s simply known as the “Aldi quarter?”

These new camera shots during the Ripley/Lynch introductions were nuts #WrestleMania

Here’s for 2 people to eat at @ChipotleTweets it’s “Only” 30$

The Baltimore version of the Brotherly Shove is called the Gunshot Wound. #RavensFlock #Snf

When Shohei Ohtani gets his last check from the @Dodgers

As a lifelong 43 yr old Oriole fan, walking around OPACY in a playoff atmosphere is nothing short of breathtaking. I bought SRO tickets so I wonder about and do as Baltimore does and #SoakItIn

I’m going to tell my kids this is Aaron Rodgers and Zach Wilson

The only man that can help Aaron Rodgers and the Jets season…

To reciprocate, thank you to all the Mexicans currently drinking Budweiser

Now that weed is recreationally legal where I am, I’m glad I put smoke alarm in all the rooms of the house

I’m not sure why but the vibrator salesman that comes to my house just told me my wife has a stutter