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Seriously mam there's a fine line between tan and looking liked you rolled around in Doritos

In the 50's the pot called the kettle a different word.

Grammar; The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

Retweet if you're a 90's kid WITHOUT a baby!

School for 12 years, college for 4 years or more... then you work until you die. Great.

I know I've had enough to drink when I suddenly know everyone's middle name and it's "Motherfucking."

What if the stickers are the only thing Made In China?

In a good relationship you both wear the pants. In a great relationship neither of you wear pants.

“Anchorman: The Legend Continues” will debut in theaters December 20, 2013. Something to look forward to this year !