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Seriously mam there's a fine line between tan and looking liked you rolled around in Doritos
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School for 12 years, college for 4 years or more... then you work until you die. Great.
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I know I've had enough to drink when I suddenly know everyone's middle name and it's "Motherfucking."
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In a good relationship you both wear the pants. In a great relationship neither of you wear pants.

