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The grass ain’t greener, the wine ain’t sweeter, either side of the hill.

Manhattan, NY
Joined August 2017
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.@EvanandTikiWFAN you guys cut off my friend @MattGrasso5 before he could make a Gil Hodges joke that would’ve killed
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Man what the hell is going on with the Mets
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He’s got a little bit of Oakland A’s Marcus Semien in his game
Mitch Voit has reached base 5 times tonight. His 4th hit was another single Just an unreal stretch he’s on
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We’re almost on year 3 of nobody understanding how the Soto contract works
Realized Soto is opting out in 2029 and signing with them
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Beast mode
“Weird Al” Yankovic turned down a million-dollar offer to perform in Saudi Arabia because "I don’t need to take any amount of money if it makes me feel icky." "I was invited to the Riyadh Comedy Festival, which is something that I obviously did not want to do. They offered me, I’m not going to say how much, but it was seven figures to do one show, which is way more than I’ve ever been offered in my life to do a show. But I just couldn’t be part of that. I’m not dissing anybody that took the money because I’m sure everybody that went there got a lot of money. I’m sure they had their own reasons and justifications for doing it. But I’m doing enough that I don’t need to take any amount of money if it makes me feel icky, and that kind of did.” (via TribLive) variety.com/2026/tv/news/wei…
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He’s going to break Barry Bonds’ record
Soto hits this one a LOOONG way 🔥
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What a wild world
Thank you to everyone who came out to the baseball camp at Commack North Little League. It was awesome seeing so many young athletes having fun, working hard, and improving their game ⚾️🧡💙
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Does this come out without the front office talking to Jalen about it first
REPORT: The Knicks have officially shown interest in LeBron James, per @JakeLFischer.
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This sucks so bad
Free agent center Mitchell Robinson has agreed to a three-year, $47.4 million deal to sign with the Boston Celtics, with a player option in third season, sources tell ESPN. Robinson departs the Knicks after serving a key role on the historic championship team.
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Me and @MattGrasso5 were at this game and saw Linsanity die first hand
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Great Patriot Mitchell Robinson is an NBA champion
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James Dolan needs to pay for his crimes
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RYAN retweeted
I understand Chet just wanna hoop but unfortunately he’s mentally gonna have to participate in whatever this is Wemby got going on with him
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I think about this tweet all the time
grateful dead songs be like: woooooah i’m a cowboyy aand i like to gamblee the meaning of life is to find joy on the small, spontaneous moments in which you find yourself laughing, singing, dancing, and crying without intent wooooooahh im just a cowboyyy *16 minute guitar solo*
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JR Smith’s brother Chris Smith used to DM me because I shit talked him on here. My old Twitter account got nuked defending Frank Ntilikna’s honor. I own an authentic Alonzo Trier jersey. We’ve earned this.
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This if for all the Frank Ntilikina defenders. My watch has ended.
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Bringing this to Mets Twitter
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Embrace debate
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