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Dear Mr. Benghazi Expert,
I'm not the Brookings pres. I'm Pres of Center for American Progress.
Thanks teapawt.net/benghaziexpert/status/…
I would be interested to see Brookings President @neeratanden's thoughts on this article nytimes.com/2016/08/08/us/po…
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There's a lot of misinformation being posted online. Let's start with the basics.
MYTH: All human lives have value.
Learn the facts about antisemitism at ADL.org.
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The reason why pitbulls are so unpredictably violent is because living in a home with the smoke alarm constantly chirping is the equivalent of Chinese water torture for dogs
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When two men touch penises together, there creates an energy known as Raw Synergy Effect.
Basically, the combined power of their testosterone is magnified ninefold.
To an untrained eye this might seem very gay, but I assure you it is not.
Learn.
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Have some more Soy, Idaho
Idaho Fish and Game approved a controversial plan that will dramatically reduce wolf numbers: ow.ly/m5zT50OrEYB
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listening to bill simmons talk about AI at the end of the pod today is like hearing a dog talk about a particularly impressive card trick
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Dianne Feinstein seen in Ja Morant’s IG story, “we’re just friends” says NBA star as rumors flow
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Sen Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) returns to the Capitol for the first time since February 16th as she was recovering from a case of shingles —>
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Tom Cruise ‘extremely interested in pursuing’ Shakira trib.al/AmsSI82
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In the 90s before Columbine happened the most outrageous criminal act a student could pull off was sneaking their Sega Genesis into school and hooking it up and playing it.
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honey get in the room goddammit. i need you to sob on camera while i apologize to a bunch of psychotic retards for the weird shit i jerk off to. our livelihood depends on this
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Some guy on Goliath at Six Flags to his child: You hear the click click click? That's the lift chain!
Me, distinguished roller coaster enthusiast, lifetime ACE member, riding solo: Actually those are the anti-rollback dogs you stupid fuck. God I hate the GP
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(300 years in the future voice) We're in late stage capitalism. It's going to collapse any day now.
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This kid Tucker at my middle school got suspended for saying Larry Bird is a better athlete than every black person who ever lived and now he’s a big cancel culture Ben Shapiro guy and I think that’s a really funny origin story lol


























