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Ínclito. Inmarcesible. Egregio. Actor de método. Mimo. Sibarita. Ubicuo.

Tu corazón. 🫶
Joined September 2009
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Twitter debería estar dividido en 2 secciones: 1.- Sección "100% real no fake": aquí estaría la gente amargada que se cree todo lo que está en internet, los que se la pasan regañando a todos por todo. 2.- Sección "Pa k quieres saber eso jaja saludos": aquí van los demás. FIN.
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*Me llaman de un número desconocido* Yo: "¡Cómo chingan a su puta madre!"
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No me sorprendería 😐
Vou antecipar: Ele é quem fazia mais frente ao Dario e Sam pra travar politicas contra as IAs Open-Source que tanto Anthropic e OpenAI apoiam Com ele fora do caminho, estamos a mercê de uma "era das trevas". Vamos ver um corporativismo nunca antes visto Me cobrem em 5 anos
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Les femmes qui se convertissent à l’islam :
ma mère m'a appelé on a parlé de l'islam conclusion elle a dit qu'elle accepterais sûrement jamais que je le sois reconvertie, que ça cassait un truc entre nous et 1ere fois elle raccroche sans dire je t'aime j'ai mal au cœur wallah
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Controlen sus pitos, amigos. Recuerden que el amor no existe, sólo hay intereses.
NEW: Jensen Huang has no severance deal, so getting fired from Nvidia would pay him $0.
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Te me vas silenciada, me caes muy bien pero ya estoy hasta la madre de tus tuits. Aquí venimos a echar despapaye
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Sí son 🤔
“Punch a nazi” people when Bukele blows up a gang of cannibal pedophiles in Haiti
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“Punch a nazi” people when Bukele blows up a gang of cannibal pedophiles in Haiti
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Be Sqaure Enix: > Drop PlayStation exclusivity > It fixes the entire company Lmao
Square Enix Latest Financial Results! - Net Sales: +21.9% - Operating income: +42.2% - HD Games net sales and profits up due to solid performance from games such as Final Fantasy VII Rebirth for Switch 2 and Xbox and The Adventures of Elliot. As well as growth in sales of catalog titles. - MMO sub-segment sales and profits up YoY due to announcement of the new FF14 expansion - Games for Smart Devices/PC Browser sub segment sales and profits up due to Dissida Duellum FF and Dragon Quest Smash/Grow - Publication Net Sales: +9.9% - Amusement Net Sales: +13.2% - Merchandising Net Sales: -9.6%
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Work Hard, Play Hard!
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Robar mercancía de camiones volcados es súper naco.
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Like, what happened quality-wise?
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They said I should’ve picked PS4, they said I made a mistake picking Xbox One when I was 9. Who’s laughing now?!
Grand Theft Auto VI is coming to XBOX Cloud Gaming at launch! Starting November 19 at 1AM ET, you can stream it on XBOX One and XBOX Series X|S. Play it natively on XBOX Series X|S for the highest fidelity experience. Pre-install is now available, so you’re ready to play at launch: xbx.lv/4zea1xf
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Pizza en la madrugada > lo que sea
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COMEBOTANAS retweeted
🟢 Starfield, Hellblade 2 and Flight Sim all got crucified for launching on Xbox at 30fps GTA 6 gets a free pass, we all know why…
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Alv. Entonces voy cancelando los pedidos de nueva memoria RAM? 😒
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Entonces? Por qué están obsesionados?
Por qué están obsesionados con viajar? 🤔
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¿Ya podemos confirmar que la compra más inteligente de esta generación es la Series S? Esta maquinita super barata va a mover fucking GTA6 a los mismos FPS que una PS5 Pro de 1500 dólares XDDDDDDDD
Rockstar has confirmed performance expectations for GTA 6, with it targeting 30FPS on all consoles. PS5 Pro will see some enhancements to ray tracing, however. bit.ly/4kJCeYY
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Me equivoqué, no voy a comprar 128 GB de RAM, compraré 256 GB de RAM para ver YouTube. 😎
Nvidia's Jensen Huang allegedly caught on camera being affectionate with Nvidia’s vice president of health care, according to The New York Times. The report comes after he was accused of having a relationship with an alleged Chinese spy. Huang is now also accused of having an extramarital relationship with Nvidia’s vice president of health care, Kimberly Powell, who is also married, according to The Times. The outlet reports that Huang and Powell were caught on camera being "affectionate" during a conference at a hotel in San Jose, California. Powell was promoted to senior director of AI business development in 2016 before being appointed vice president of health care in 2017. She reportedly reports to Huang. During the conference, a bystander allegedly caught Huang and Powell on camera. Huang's security sequestered the individual before making an offer to sign a nondisclosure agreement, according to the NYT.
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COMEBOTANAS retweeted
Uno pensando que las tarjetas eran caras por su tecnología y resulta que era caras porque había que pagar muchos moteles...
Nvidia's Jensen Huang allegedly caught on camera being affectionate with Nvidia’s vice president of health care, according to The New York Times. The report comes after he was accused of having a relationship with an alleged Chinese spy. Huang is now also accused of having an extramarital relationship with Nvidia’s vice president of health care, Kimberly Powell, who is also married, according to The Times. The outlet reports that Huang and Powell were caught on camera being "affectionate" during a conference at a hotel in San Jose, California. Powell was promoted to senior director of AI business development in 2016 before being appointed vice president of health care in 2017. She reportedly reports to Huang. During the conference, a bystander allegedly caught Huang and Powell on camera. Huang's security sequestered the individual before making an offer to sign a nondisclosure agreement, according to the NYT.
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O puede ser una agente del Mossad
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