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Chief Shitpost Officer @cabbagedotapp || Onboarding EL to the cabbage casino.

Joined December 2024
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Have you ever met a person who tried Starlink, didn't like it, and went back to another legacy provider? I think this is another "Apple / iPhone" never-go-back kind of paradigm $SPCX
Holy smokes. What a business.
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Holy smokes. What a business.
Replying to @0xTinfoilHat
Starlink has 13.6M subscribers in 164 countries. In 2025 it sold $11.4B at a 63% EBITDA margin. The next market is phones. Mobile carriers earn about $400B in profit a year, and Starlink already has 22M+ monthly mobile users.
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Cabbage Intern retweeted
Yesterday, @base announced SpaceX $SPCX tokenized stock. .@dialectic_group and @makinafi announced SpaceX Machine and it is now generating 14.2% APY. .@dialectic_group valuation model values SPCX at $179, implying a 45% upside vs today's price of $123. Let's deep-dive into this tech behemoth. 👇🧵
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Cabbage Intern retweeted
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Glad I stayed away from this shit since day 1. This one was easy to see, if you knew or had heard the founder speak.
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$MIKA spotted on @cabbagedotapp at $58.25K Mcap $1.87 Mcap ATH Large community of 872 members 55WZGGCwE66xnCxBcAxKSNT49wzeaHhT9jE2xWSXpump Join the cabbage 🥬 patch for the next alpha
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$BOT currently at $28m mCAP ATH $35.93m Mcap Spotted at $4m Mcap on cabbage 🥬 Check @cabbagedotapp 🥬 and eat good
A few runners today on $SOL eco both caught on cabbage well before ATH 🥬 @cabbagedotapp 🥬 • $BOT | CA: 63bpnCja1pGB2HSazkS8FAPAUkYgcXoDwYHfvZZveBot • $Nigga Pump | CA: 2NcYVa7QZvJDPKfQKGpRsPXxY8yKEGqvcfZ9bmCH8d8K Take your profits 🫡
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Hope you got the gold 🥇🪙 $GOLDCOIN spotted at $200K mCAP With @cabbagedotapp ATH: 2M mCAP 9QFfgxdSqH5zT7j6rZb1y6SZhw2aFtcQu2r6BuYpump Catch the next GOLD coin on #SOLANA with cabbage 🥬
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Markets unstable hope you got your $USDT at $42k MCap that ran up to $796K Mcap with @cabbagedotapp 🥬 Unstable Donald Trump Take your profits
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Shalom שלום Hope you dipped into this $JEWCOIN at $39k mCAP when spotted with @cabbagedotapp 🥬 ATH $1.5M mCAP 64BX1uPFBZnNmEZ9USV1NA2q2SoeJEKZF2hu7cB6pump
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A few runners today on $SOL eco both caught on cabbage well before ATH 🥬 @cabbagedotapp 🥬 • $BOT | CA: 63bpnCja1pGB2HSazkS8FAPAUkYgcXoDwYHfvZZveBot • $Nigga Pump | CA: 2NcYVa7QZvJDPKfQKGpRsPXxY8yKEGqvcfZ9bmCH8d8K Take your profits 🫡
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Started $GLOW'ing at $58.53K market cap with 🥬 @cabbagedotapp 🥬 $GLOW launched on @anoncoinit
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I took my $PFP pill at $48k Mcap with @cabbagedotapp Take your #pumpfun $pepe pill with cabbage 🥬 Pills are good
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I found my $sombrero for the fiesta 🪇 at $51k market cap with @cabbagedotapp 🥬 $2.88M ATH Mcap 11 smart wallets aped This #sombrero will go higher 🪇
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Aped the $forever token on @cabbagedotapp and thought i was fucked shout out to @imperooterxbt for giving me a exit 😥😥
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I figured out the 401k was a joke and invested into $401JK at $89K MC on @cabbagedotapp
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“Dad how good were prime trenches ?”
“Dad how good was prime Fortnite ?”
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