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Van de Cowan's L2 Shrews | (Un)official statistician for European champions England | Dan Udoh enthusiast |

The Meadow
Joined December 2012
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🔷🔶My Shrewsbury Town wrapped 2025 🔷🔶 Games watched: 9 Points won: 1 Goals scored: 5 Goals conceded: 21 Salop red cards: 1 Goals per 90: 0.55 Points per 90: 0.11 Total ticket cost: £227.50 £ per point: £227.50
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The premier league table but it’s based on the closest McDonald’s to each ground. #internationalbreak
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👏 After a string of excellent performances, Gavin Bazunu is your @bolton_kia Player of the Month for September! #bwfc
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Happy Five Years Everyone!
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There was absolutely no need for Chuckle to put that top bins
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👋 And a Friday howdy to our new followers from Shrewsbury. Or should that be, Och Aye The Shrews?
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📢 Calling all #Salop fans! 📢 Have you read our letter to @shrewsburytown chairman Roland Wycherley MBE? Show your support by clicking on our page and adding your signature to endorse it! c.org/k8HR7zJDNB
🚨 A group of Shrewsbury Town supporter organisations have today come together to write to club chairman Roland Wycherley MBE. 📝 In the letter, we set out our concerns at the current state of the club and call for clear and transparent responses to six key questions. #Salop
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🇸🇰 Taylor Moore is back abroad! The defender, who started his professional career in France, has joined Košice on a free after leaving Bristol Rovers last month. 29-year-old will now play for the Slovakian top-flight side who have Terry Westley as a sporting director.
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Might not win any awards for audio description, but this commentary for Rotherham is comedy gold. teapawt.net/San_Pers/status/209624…
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Today, we have contacted the club regarding the concerns being raised by supporters. We want to be a voice for the fans. Supporters deserve transparency, answers and to know what the future holds for our football club. The time for answers is now. #Salop #STFC
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SCENES 🔥 FC Kaiserslautern score a 120th minute winner at rivals SV Waldhof Mannheim tonight #FCK
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Incorrect 🏹
You actually can’t have aura if you’re fat
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Needed a £4 defender on FPL and added Ben Davies to be a voice in the dressing room
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A Large Grouse has emerged from summer hibernation. #Salop 🟦🟧🟦🟧🟦🟧🟦🥃 alargegrouse.substack.com/p/…
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Harsh to only be able to pick one. Whalley, Brown and Bates all deserve to be recognised.
🏟️ The Croud Meadow is getting a fresh new look as part of our 140th anniversary celebrations! From giant supporter-voted stadium graphics to brand-new heritage block signs, there's plenty going on... Now it's your turn to help decide which club legend is honoured next... 👉 bit.ly/4pXmLFp
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Does it count as coming home if 200 nations boycott the World Cup and England sneakily cross the picket line and beat Bhutan in the final?
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The Guardian wins the caption of the year competition :) #worldcup
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Me and Joe hart having a few beers. Oooossssshhhhh
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Just a full compilation of him smashing into them he’s gone sky high in my estimations 😂😂
Djed Spence has lost his mind 😭
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