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Caleb Kucera

@CalebKucera

Graphic designer from Des Moines, IA currently in Austin, TX.

Joined April 2011
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*airport PA* "Paging passengers... Brown and ... Ennis. Brown, Ennis. Please report to your gate for boarding."
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Was this a joke or was I just tweeting stuff I heard?
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Wonderful evening
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Replying to @SKECHERSUSA
@SKECHERSUSA @Oreo
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Image from Caleb Kucera (@CalebKucera)
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How am I doing @AnnaKoochairuh ?
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hey guys, got some news, I have recently decided to become hot. I am not physically changing but please note my decision to become hot and treat me accordingly thank you for understanding
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Congrats to Gary Oldman for winning the Oscar for Best Male Impression in a Lead Role. DDL’s (or any other nominated actor’s) complex and perfect and completely original character didn’t stand a chance.
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John Mayer
@JohnMayer12 Jan 2017
“Sorry I’m late, I’m an adult man who still can’t time out when to get in the shower and believes that every place is 15 minutes away.”
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it's called using the wrong homophone, maybe you've herd of it
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His older brother orders a second tall pint of cold, higher fat content milk.
Kid at Mexican restaurant just got braces. Eats forkful of coagulated queso. Grimaces from the pain.
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Really excited for the @Lakers at @Sixers and #JeffVanGundy's incessant complaining on @ESPNNBA tonight!
What if seinfeld still on tv?
Image from Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000)
Image from Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000)
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Hey, @ScottAukerman. Thanks for giving a guy a reason to look forward to Mondays. #tgicbb
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Jaden
@jaden5 Nov 2016
Damn It I Through Up On My Wrist Again.
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a very determined donald trump trying really hard to eat a full-to-the-brim bowl of really hot soup on a bumpy car ride
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hey. roll your win- roll dow-ROLL DOWN YOUR WINDOWhi hello excuse me but your wipers are WAY too fast it's like barely drizzling are you ok
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Boss: Elevators aren't awkward enough. I want to exactly double the amount of awkwardness! - How about mirrors? Boss: *slams table* Perfect!
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THE SPEED DIAL by @seinfeld2000 and @HowToDressWell amp.twimg.com/v/01ed642a-a8c…
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Can't wait till I retire and finally have free time to watch all of the videos of washed-out lights and distorted noise I took at concerts
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*retainer falls into toilet* Welp, I guess I'm going to have crooked teeth I guess.
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