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We protect the health of the citizens of California, and tell them how to live their lives in ways that we approve. Please just do as we say. Parody.

Sacramento, CA
Joined September 2015
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We’re not inactive. We’re plotting quietly.
NEW: Musk announces Twitter purge of inactive accounts trib.al/eY2UPLK
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Congratulations to @WHOSEARO for being named Flunky of the Month at @BloombergDotOrg
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Welcome! This will indeed be a valuable source of information for lint lickers and carpet munchers everywhere!
The day is finally here! 🎉🎉 Our website is now live and ready to go. On our site, you can find plenty of resources regarding Thirdhand Smoke. Check it out: Thirdhandsmoke.org #stopsmoking #smokingkills
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Congratulations @MaliaCohen! The award is a stunning cast-lead bust of Carrie Nation. And no one is more deserving of being feted at the interminable @TobaccoFreeKids gala than you!
We’re proud to announce @MaliaCohen is our 2019 Champion Award Recipient for her leadership in passing San Francisco’s pioneering law banning all flavored tobacco products, sparking a growing movement. We’ll celebrate at our Gala on 5/23. Learn more: tfk.org/gala.
Our founder celebrating the first #KickButtsDay with former Gov. Brown, setting a great example for anti-smoking heroes everywhere. #thekoolaidisdelicious
Ah, to be young again, and have a limitless future of taxes, bans and friendly peer reviewers!
Every speaker so far at #srnt2019 is both scientist and activist... is it too much if I admit to the constant thought “these are my people”? #advocacy #StillaScientist #Tobacco #TobaccoKills
Everyone is thrilled to be in a picture with Prof. Glantz!
Celebrating 20 years of the Master Settlement Agreement, right now in the Lange Room
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Yes, anyone stupid enough to do that deserves what they get.
Replying to @K_d_a7
Right. Also, trolling the California Dept of Public Health is nuts.
What a deliciously clever play on words! Drenda will go far in tobacco control -- possibly even beyond the confines of her county health department.
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But doctor, if we encourage self accountability, what will they need us for? It is crucial to maintain public health's mandate to control weak people's lives for their own benefit! #PWChat #Bloomberg2020
It's worked for generations in my family. Self accountability is not just a #publichealth initiative; it actually works #PWChat
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Thank you, Dr. Wheat! That explains why vapers risk rapid-onset hiphonograbstabs in the lesser uvula, leading to life-threatening gooberosis tropicanis.
Vaping with the CO2 ppm gas build up in closed quarters can rise to over 2000 ppm for people living below one of these drug addicts. The propylene glycol delivery agent is listed as a cardio toxic compound. Ten times worse than smoking a cigarette
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That is very interesting, Dave! Now could you please change Mr. Johnson's catheter like the nurse asked you to do?
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Commissioner, why didn't you roll that sleeve all the way up and show off your stunning Pfizer tattoo?!
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The new Juul flavors sound delightful!
Sautéed onions, shallots, and garlics and yogurt pasta @food52 #geniusrecipes made even more delicious with @LaQuercia pancetta! cc @jgitchell
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We agree with Dr. Capewell! There is nothing that disgusts us more than than watching an unhinged zealot with financial conflicts spread misinformation.
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Cali Tobacco Control retweeted
Replying to @KalliSnae @Vapingit
There is a spectrum of skills within tobacco control, from lobbyist to researcher to student to janitor. Dave Bareham is certainly on the spectrum. teapawt.net/KalliSnae/status/10240…
Replying to @CaliDPH @Vapingit
Oh, is he a professor? Never noticed
But we’re on your side, professor! Ha ha.
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It warms our hearts to see tweets written by a committee of lawyers!
It's become very clear that the marketing around Juul wasn't about getting adults to stop smoking. It was about getting kids to start vaping. money.cnn.com/2018/07/24/tec…
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Cali Tobacco Control retweeted
Replying to @CaliDPH
Yeh, like the polite discourse from Dick Puddlecote, one of Oliver's friends on Twitter you mean?tobaccotactics.org/index.php… You know, the abusive coward that won't reveal his own identity, and his friends protecting him? Waste of time interacting with them & their OWN echo chamber
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