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Phil Coulson

@CallMeAgentCool

Connoisseur of paperwork, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., babysitter of the Avengers and the heart and soul of every party. (GMT+1:00)

 New Avengers Facility, NY
Joined November 2014
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Texts @TheIronWiz [Txt] Ehm...Hi Tony...What year is it? I /may/ have lost some time.
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//Loss of muse, depression, stressful work, stressful life, "It's just not the same anymore". Choose your favorite reason for me being dead all the time. I just hope to be able to come back here. I missed being party-Phil...
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~Here I aaaaaam on the road agaaaaiiin~
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*txt* You're in WHAT?
//Please bear with me during this mood drop.
I've got a camera feed for my office door but it could be I just took a break from work so I didn't see it.
*txt* Yeah. I'm at home. Kinda having a down for no reason at all. So home office it is.
//*hums "sweet dreams" at work*
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//I was the only one who understood the after credits scene. Took me some seconds but then I felt superior xD
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//And I LOVE IT!
//Finally watching apocalypse before they stop showing it xD
When someone at the HQ hails HYDRA.
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T.A.H.I.T.I. protocol Ver. 2: Go into a parallel universe and kidnap the counterpart. teapawt.net/official_hydra_/status…
Hailo it's Hydra (@official_hydra_) profile pictureHailo it's Hydra@official_hydra_4 Jun 2016
Now that one Quicksilver is dead we're planning on infiltrating the other universe and capturing the other one by luring him with twinkies
But first we should UNinstall these cameras everywhere.
We all should.
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//I treated myself to a cute little guy at the Lego store today 😍 teapawt.net/Eight_of_Clubs/status/…
TJay Coolson (@DontCallMeAgent) profile pictureTJay Coolson@DontCallMeAgent3 Jun 2016
How could you ever say "No" to this little guy?
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May...isn't your HYDRA stepmother hot?
WE WIN! teapawt.net/official_hydra_/status…
Hailo it's Hydra (@official_hydra_) profile pictureHailo it's Hydra@official_hydra_3 Jun 2016
HAIL SHIELD
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