Connoisseur of paperwork, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., babysitter of the Avengers and the heart and soul of every party. (GMT+1:00)
New Avengers Facility, NY
Joined November 2014
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Phil Coulson retweeted
"It's National Nude Day? Guys, I never thought I'd say that about nakedness, but maybe this is a bit too much."
Phil Coulson retweeted
This is still me when @DontCallMeAgent flirts with me. teapawt.net/PotterReacts/status/73β¦
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Phil Coulson retweeted
#FF @DontCallMeAgent & @official_hydra_
The Romeo and Juliet of SHIELD and HYDRA. Itβs all very cheesy.
Phil Coulson retweeted
#FF Strong women like the daughters of Coulson are the future. @AmericaCoulson @SHIELDagent_May
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#FF Member of the enemy, yet, the partner of one of my best friends. @official_hydra_
Phil Coulson retweeted
#FF One of my best friends, a good man. @DontCallMeAgent
Phil Coulson retweeted
//Pro tip: Want to write storylines? Follow people. Answer in character to their air tweets. Be interesting. Keep it going.
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#TowerConversations
Wanda: If you pull me in your lap there's a 100% chance I'll make out with you.
Natasha: I advice you to avoid Santa
Phil Coulson retweeted
I should invent a machine that takes care of paperwork. I'd be rich just with SHIELD agents.
Phil Coulson retweeted
How to summon this science bro:
β’ talk about science.
β’ talk about the other science bro.
β’ make me angry.
Phil Coulson retweeted
*pours a box of Hershey's kisses over @DontCallMeAgent because of #nationalkissingday *
Phil Coulson retweeted
If you ever wondered who the real hero is, it's @DontCallMeAgent.
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