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Ground Control to Monty Don

@CallWanker

'Ian! No rockets!' UpTheFuckingHatters

 Bedford, England
Joined July 2018
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@itvpestonOct 27
In the run-up to the Budget, we asked our guests what they would like to see from the Chancellor... 💼 Don’t miss our Budget Special tomorrow at 9PM, LIVE on YouTube 📺 #Peston
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@itvpestonOct 27
In the run-up to the Budget, we asked our guests what they would like to see from the Chancellor... 💼 Don’t miss our Budget Special tomorrow at 9PM, LIVE on YouTube 📺 #Peston
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'Oooh Im Kasey Palmer, look at me, Im REALLY good at football.' Grow up. #LUTON
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Whats that? A Luton player just starting to get some momentum and regularly scoring is off injured? Oh now THERES a fucking surprise.
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Chris@flatus74Oct 27
Took my grandfather to Farm Foods to get his shopping just now. He was only 23 when he fought in the trenches during World War 1. He got upset when he saw that no one was wearing a poppy. “This is why we need a Rupert Lowe in No 10” he said through tear filled eyes 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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Sorry lads, but the #marmaladeandgherkins thing is the 21st Century, neoliberal, post Brexit 'let them eat cake.'
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Happy #Agincourt day to all that celebrate.
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macksy@macksypowwaOct 23
it’s late in the evenin she’s wonderin what clothes to wear she puts on her make up and brushes her long blonde hair and then she asks me do i look alright? and i say where’s your fucking poppy
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All it took was £451.3m spent this summer, three unbelievably fortunate refereeing decisions, and a foundation built off two decades of financial doping. Bravo 👏
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@FabrizioRomanoOct 17
7️⃣ Enzo Maresca, the first manager in the Premier League history to win all his first 7 games in charge.
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Daphne digging her knickers out of her arse crack there. #totp
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Replaced the basket strainer and waste overflow on the sink today. Didn't need any so called #EXPERTS to help either.
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💟Ole IS Right, Esq.
@Ole_is_rightOct 12
City fans who are stupid enough to believe that the UAE’s royal family essentially committed international fraud because they care about that tinpot club, are the football equivalent of guys who believe the strippers really like them
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The longer that City are allowed to play in the PL the more farcical the PL becomes None of the games they play in matter because the sanctions will be applied and theyll get punted The whole league is a sham
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For some reason my Instagram timeline is now overrun with people doing amazingly accurate Django Reinhardt guitar covers. Quite happy with that to be quite fucking honest with you.
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