NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO.
We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff.
Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.
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I don’t ask for your help often, but I need it now…my friend’s 16-year-old has gone missing.
Please spread this far and wide, and if you have any information about their whereabouts, call the number on this flyer.
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This moment from the new Steve Martin documentary where he’s remembering John Candy…damn man.
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EXCLUSIVE: Stephan Elliott, who directed the celebrated cult classic The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, tells @BazBam that a sequel “is happening” and that the original movie’s stars Terence Stamp, Guy Pearce and Hugo Weaving are back “on board” 30 years after the film’s initial release tinyurl.com/mrypuee4
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The hilarious SCTV classic “Half Wits”. Rest In Peace, Joe Flaherty. youtu.be/eTDsJd1l7Aw?si=kv9Y… via @YouTube
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Joe Flaherty, the actor, writer and comedian known for his roles on the Canadian sketch comedy series “Second City Television” and “Freaks and Geeks,” died on Monday. He was 82. variety.com/2024/film/news/j…
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LOU LOU LOU!!! Thank you for the love and inspiration. We will always speak your name with great Pride and Respect 🥲❤️👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 #LouGossettJr
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MY DOG IS MISSING IN LOS ANGELES 🆘 she was last seen near Kaiser hospital on Venice Blvd. PLEASE RT for my chihuahua mix, Rosie 💔💔💔💔💔
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RIP M. Emmet Walsh (1935 — 2024). The last American actor who was allowed to look like this.
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I think that we should make Bruce Willis trend all day. Give this man some love for the DECADES of enjoyment he as brought the world. Happy Birthday Bruce.
And YES Die Hard is a Christmas Movie


























