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That's the trouble with you readers - you know all the plots. Arts/entertainment critic and columnist at @ColoradoNewsCCM

Arvada, CO
Joined April 2011
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When people try to kill your vibe... teapawt.net/Calmacil20/status/6467…
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A reminder:
Here's Charlie Kirk making jokes about dead Palestinians.
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every time harrison butker misses a field goal a woman is elected to public office
Harrison Butker misses back-to-back attempts in similar fashion following a penalty. Chiefs fans boo loudly as they head to halftime
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I cracked a joke with my therapist and she sighed then started writing in her notebook The bich trynna steal my joke
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Probably the wrong person to put in charge of your military IT security
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“When being just and honest comes at a price, pay it.”
When being just and honest comes at a price, pay it. When forgiving seems like a defeat, forgive. When everyone tells you to think of yourselves first, do not be afraid to put yourselves in the last place. Be willing to give up time, money, comfort and plans to serve others. May those who see you find themselves asking: “Why do they live in this way? Where do they get this freedom? Why do they love one another so much?” #ApostolicJourney #Uruguay
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Well, that's that, the best possible clip of this game has already been made.
My Magnum Opus Concerning Hylians
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Play this clip nonstop as long as he’s the chief of staff. I’m sure this will go down well with the working people of the United States.
Meet the new President of the United States of America. Here is footage of him in HIGH SCHOOL. I know he looks 45 here but he was in high school.
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Peanuts creator Charles Schulz on being a good person in a letter to a 10-year-old fan.
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we are levels of up right now that you can’t even fathom
Central Park peak fall foliage
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BUT SATAN’S BOY I COULD NEVER BE!!
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AI. IS. POPULAR. BECAUSE. IT. GIVES. DUMB. PEOPLE. THE. ILLUSION. THEY. ARE. SMART. AND UNCREATIVE. PEOPLE. THE. ILLUSION. THEY. ARE. ARTISTIC.
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can't say it loud enough: Peanuts is so much better than you think no matter how highly you already hold it.
This strip is genuinely devastating. Like he knew it was soon and he was accepting it
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Since Peanuts is currently a topic of discussion (which I love) I might as well throw my two cents (or is that five cents?) in: yes, Peanuts is melancholic and depressing, but it is ultimately optimistic. That delicate balance - and the humor found in it - is its strength
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when the pope dies, there will be another pope
See objectively Bob Dylan has a superior authority than the Pope. The Pope is a fan of Bob Dylan. This is how the real world works.
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Bro I’m crying 🤣
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Granted, we’re all works in progress, but I am stunned that some people On Here are just now learning that Peanuts largely exhibits bone-deep depression and regret filtered through children. It’s why it was my favorite comic as a child (tied with C&H).
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Flock? Pack? Rabble of Rapists?
Birds of a rape feather flock together
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it’s elon mosque now
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This just keeps getting better as you watch it.
Lmao been waiting for this….absolute cinema….no notes!
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Jeffries needs to stop using words like "retribution" and "revenge" when he should be using words like "accountability" and "malfeasance" and "wrongdoing".
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