I write movies. I have a small dog named Abe. #HellmuttForever
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It's the Crowdfunding projects we’re keeping an eye on and the projects about to end! Support creators directly and score some awesome comics.
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i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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I did a thing
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A group of billionaires kidnap a vampire to hunt her for sport on a tropical island
They picked the wrong vampire
Coming 9/9/26
I'm beyond excited for this and will not stop talking about it so prepare yourselves :)
#RunFromTheSun
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Hey hi
Me and my writing partner have a comic book coming out
Im more excited for this than anything I've ever been excited for
Details in the coming weeks, but we've got an amazing publisher and an incredible team of artists
Available digitally and in-stores
Stay tuned
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Elon Musk and Joe Rogan walk into a bar...
QUICK! WE NEED TO SEAL THIS BAR UP FROM THE OUTSIDE
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Voters of Iowa, you have an opportunity to do the funniest thing in the history of mankind
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Counterpoint: even commercials should have full penetration in them
Teens Want Less Sex in Movies and TV Shows, Study Finds variety.com/2024/film/news/t…
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fame is such a terrifying thing because why is there currency in a photo of portion of a dead man’s arm. and why would thousands and thousands and thousands of people see that within an hour of a young man dying
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I’m also free to say this about any movie that portrays me as a sex god and pussy hound.
Dan Aykroyd Calls 'Saturday Night' Movie a "Stand-Alone Masterpiece" hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
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The Industry needs to stop working like this.
'Joker 2' Tops International Box Office With $81.1 Million variety.com/2024/film/box-of…
