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Rachel B Glaser

@Candle_Face

Author of Pee On Water, MOODS, Paulina & Fran, HAIRDO. and 39 (FSG July 2027). Taking time off from the wonderful Mountainview Grand low-residency MFA ✨

 Northampton, MA
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Joined February 2010
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brian@brianonhereOct 29
how it goes sometimes
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emscreams@iyquraqtOct 29
Just a normal woman at the gas station at 6:50 am buying milk and stickers
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Rare red sprites captured above a village in Corsica during thunderstorms near Spain Photographer Florian Riou captured this rare phenomenon, in which red flashes appear high above thunderstorms and last only a few milliseconds
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hil@plume__Sep 20
six turkeys eating bugs in my yard. wish i could roll around on the ground and they’d sort of like swarm me with affection
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audrey farnsworth@audipennySep 19
One time at my doctor’s office, my doctor’s wife walked into my exam room on accident out of what I thought was a locked closet. She was like “sorry” and I was like “it’s ok.” I thought I died. I think about it once per day
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keegan@FranziaMomSep 15
it’s starting to feel like fall, so it’s once again time for HOW TO LIKE IT by Stephen Dobyns, a poem I think about almost every day of my life
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Cinderella should’ve worn the dress the mice and birds made her ☹️
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I’m looking for a two bedroom apartment in an elevator building in this area… I’d be especially pleased to be by the Brooklyn Museum in unit washer/dryer would be amazing but not necessary if you set me up with a place that I end up renting, I’ll give you a reward!
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audrey farnsworth@audipennyAug 25
this job application lets you choose "captain" as a title and since I already know they won't respond I think I will choose myself today. That's right, fuckos - captain audrey farnsworth is applying for this position
Captain audrey f is finally applying — you’re welcome

ALT Captain audrey f is finally applying — you’re welcome

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8/25/26 “For the briefest of uncanny moments it feels like you are not dead.”
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Emilie Friedlander@AdHocEmilieAug 12
My very fun gig editing a tech newsletter with 180,000 subscribers at IBM wraps up at the end of September, and I’m looking for something new to work on. If you need a part-time editor or podcast producer/booker in tech, music, or culture, plz get in touch! emfriedlander @ gmail
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mark leidner@markleidnerAug 7
if you’re not French, you should not be referring to the four Despicable Me films as Les Qua Despicables Meux
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If anything sounds more sinister than an ice cream truck playing "Für Elise," I never want to hear it.
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nursing my son while he caresses and smacks my face with his roku remote
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Andrew Weatherhead@weeatherheadJul 13
“Everyone is free but you” the three-year-old sings from the back seat
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hil@plume__Jul 8
in awe of my sister’s laundry detergent. detergentmogged
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Game 1 of the 2016 East Semis with 3.3 left… KYLE LOWRY FORCES OT WITH AN UNREAL HEAVE 🤯🤯 An unforgettable moment from an unforgettable player… congrats on retirement, @Klow7!
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BeachSloth@Beach_SlothJun 28
I'm the Jack Kerouac of Excel functions
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Renée Branum@damfino1895Jun 27
Kinda obsessed with the person on Goodreads who described my novel as “Bell Jar meets The Dictionary.”
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sebastian castillo@bartlebytacoJun 26
dreamt a teenager outside a liquor store asked me if i could buy him a paris review umbrella they were selling inside. he wanted it because it was “batman” themed. i said ok. at the register discovered they were $30 but bought anyway. teenager didn’t say thank you @parisreview
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