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Cap Rate Ken

@CapRateKen

Cap rates and rate caps are the same thing / DM Fee $20 (I pay you) / 0.65 unit(s) under management (2 of the 3 bedrooms of my dads condo on siesta key) / 5’9.5

Joined May 2026
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Replying to @LorenzoBotswana
@LorenzoBotswana
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The boomer entitlement and rent stabilization outrages are fading Now put a bunch of obstinate British on his timeline defending a moronic cop with terrible trigger discipline and accusing everyone of Islamophobia and misogyny
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Replying to @Dexerto
Bullshit, that’s Zuck and you can’t convince me otherwise
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Replying to @JohnnyCrust4
Bottom of the driveway? Do you have the mailman from funny farm?
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Finesse Mitchell in that lineup
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acey ❀ (@lizzbeaan) profile pictureacey ❀@lizzbeaanApr 7
just remembered that we used to have this insane cast lineup during S31 of SNL
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Replying to @OfficeOfMrMomo
After double taking to make sure that’s a “1” included in the date you’re celebrating
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Only in NYC will alarms go off when you try to steal syrup from IHOP
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Replying to @SoggySackJones
Christ. Deadspin
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