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Cap Rate Ken

@CapRateKen

Cap rates and rate caps are the same thing / DM Fee $20 (I pay you) / 0.65 unit(s) under management (2 of the 3 bedrooms of my dads condo on siesta key) / 5’9.5

Joined May 2026
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Johnny Crust 4@JohnnyCrust4Oct 20
Every one of this guys posts involves his “super successful friends” that never invite him places but tell him about it afterwards like some sort of humiliation ritual. #NukeWestsideLAGuy
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@WestsideLAGuyOct 20
The status game in SF has gotten so bad that people are straight up fabricating their work experience to impress people. My bro was Goldman banking>megafund PE>HBS/GSB MBA. He caught a guy in a straight up lie at a house party. Hilarious.
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@DadInvestOct 3
Replying to @CapRateKen
How the heck
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F Train Freddy
@FtrainFreddySep 2
Replying to @m4dder4ll
I get rejected by women all the time I don’t need to fake it
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GBR@GayBearResAug 27
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LEGENDARY LADE! 🇳🇬 (@LegendaryLade) profile pictureLEGENDARY LADE! 🇳🇬
@LegendaryLadeAug 26
Hermès is coming to Williamsburg, Brooklyn!🔥
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GBR@GayBearResAug 14
Replying to @Passhole69 @CapRateKen
That post gave me cancer
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Cap Rate Ken
@CapRateKenMay 21
Please, my father was Capitalization Rate Kenneth, call me Cap Rate Ken
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J.D. Banker
@DadInvestAug 2
Replying to @shriyanevatia @Calendly
If you send me a calendly, we’re not going to do business together. The meetings are high value enough that taking the extra step of manually setting the when and where should be worth the “loss of productivity”.
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bryan@lungbuttrJul 27
your pants lmao
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@AcervoChartsJul 26
O menor osso do corpo humano é menor que um grão de arroz. Você sabe onde ele fica?
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@_JohnnyJonesJul 4
"Look, babe. Another sick USA 250th edit" --
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Mike@HabsLaughsMay 24
Habs fans waking up after a loss in the effing conference final when 90% of the hockey world had Montreal missing the playoffs. No 2C. Rebuild not finished yet.
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Lito@lito__719May 24
I need Habs to win for downtown to crash out
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Lito@lito__719May 22
Ahhh shut the fuck up will ya
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@mtlblogMay 22
Quebec's language authority is urging Habs fans to cheer in French during the playoffs mtlblog.com/-2676931041.html
Quebec's language authority is urging Habs fans to cheer in French during the playoffs

Quebec's language authority is urging Habs fans to cheer in French during the playoffs

Is "Olé Olé Olé" allowed?

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Montréal
@MontrealMay 22
you met me at a very Montréal time in my life
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Même dans le trafic, on est #GoHabsGo
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Avalanche Forever
@citchmookMay 22
Montreal is America's team.
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@jarvis_bestMay 22
All of America is rooting for the Habs.
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@AlTheBoss03May 20
Name a player who NEVER wore another jersey. One team. One city. One legacy. Go. 🔒
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Mesdames et messieurs, notre 1er choix au total Folks, our 1st overall pick #GoHabsGo
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@CapRateKenMay 21
The memes are getting stale Drop a 4th beret pic into the timeline
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