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Old Bae

@Capn__Morgan

Welcome to the mess.

 Hell, MI
Joined May 2011
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Ahmed Hassanein with the sack is a beautiful sight
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That’s not how Uno works
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@WhiteHouseMay 3
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@_sorrengailllApr 23
MY FUCKING ALARMS D I D N O T GO OFF THIS MORNING AND I AM COMPETELY FUCKED. @apple FUCKING FIX THIS. I MIGHT BE FIRED. I WOKE UP AND THE ALARMS WERE SILENTLY GOING OFF.
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What the fuck dude
Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) profile pictureIan Rapoport
@RapSheetMar 12
The #Bucs added another veteran up front, signing former #Lions edge Al-Quadin Muhammad to a 1-year deal with a max value of $6M, source said.
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What the FUCK
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@RapSheetMar 2
The #Lions are trading standout RB David Montgomery to the #Texans, landing Houston a productive power back, per The Insiders. A fifth-round pick goes back to Detroit, as Knuckles leaves Sonic.
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Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes
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Not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?
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Does Detroit even want to make the playoffs or?
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Congratulations to the 🐐 @JohnCena on a legendary @WWE career 🖐 #ThankYouCena
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@cryst6ls11 Dec 2025
it’s so cold outside fuck israel
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Everytime Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD.
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Oh my god. I hate it here so much
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I am NOT THANKFUL for @NFLOFFICIATING
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Well fuck @KNARFWONGAR lemme know if you want it
Old Bae (@Capn__Morgan) profile pictureOld Bae@Capn__Morgan23 Nov 2025
Hello Frank Ragnow. I will give you the deed to my house to come out of retirement. Thank you.
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) profile pictureIan Rapoport
@RapSheet26 Nov 2025
This is real. Frank Ragnow is coming out of retirement.
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Here’s your Moon Stat for this week. The Lions are playing the Packers on a Waxing Crescent Moon. The Lions are 10-1 on this Moon in the last three years. The Lions are 7-4 on Thanksgiving during Waxing Crescent Moons and 3-0 against the Packers in those games.
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Hello Frank Ragnow. I will give you the deed to my house to come out of retirement. Thank you.
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I’m old enough to remember when Kaepernick got black listed for protesting police brutality and was told “to keep politics out of sports”
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@AdamSchefter8 Nov 2025
President Donald Trump wants the Washington Commanders to name their planned $3.7 billion stadium after him, multiple sources with knowledge of the situation told ESPN.
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Absolutely crazy that they showed Mahomes taunting Branch and then not throwing a flag.
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