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Old Bae

@Capn__Morgan

Welcome to the mess.

 Hell, MI
Joined May 2011
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Ahmed Hassanein with the sack is a beautiful sight
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@_sorrengailllApr 23
MY FUCKING ALARMS D I D N O T GO OFF THIS MORNING AND I AM COMPETELY FUCKED. @apple FUCKING FIX THIS. I MIGHT BE FIRED. I WOKE UP AND THE ALARMS WERE SILENTLY GOING OFF.
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Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes
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Not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?
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Congratulations to the 🐐 @JohnCena on a legendary @WWE career 🖐 #ThankYouCena
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Image from Detroit Lions (@Lions)
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@cryst6ls11 Dec 2025
it’s so cold outside fuck israel
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Everytime Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD.
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I am NOT THANKFUL for @NFLOFFICIATING
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Here’s your Moon Stat for this week. The Lions are playing the Packers on a Waxing Crescent Moon. The Lions are 10-1 on this Moon in the last three years. The Lions are 7-4 on Thanksgiving during Waxing Crescent Moons and 3-0 against the Packers in those games.
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peyton@pdubyaa22 Sep 2025
my mental health is in your hands today 16
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We can officially raise the alert level from "Wow, Things Sure Seem Bad" to "Uh Oh! I Recognize This One From the Textbook"
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The white people I follow on IG from HS got me crying bro
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anyways, free Luigi Mangione!
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Israel is a terrorist country and it doesn’t have the right to exist
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Devoting my life to hating Israel
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THE LIGHT BEHIND MY EYES
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@NostalgiaFolder4 Apr 2025
What has gradually disappeared over the last 20 years without people really noticing?
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@amil27 Mar 2025
am i the only person left who doesn’t use chat gpt or ai at all? there’s zero application for it in my life
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Michigan has the best sports fans in the country, and nobody embodied that better than Andy Isaac. Andy's humor, dedication, and love for our teams set a standard of excellence for all Michiganders. Today we remember Andy by officially proclaiming Saturday, March 8 as #Faturday.
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how do I get the Apple Photos shit to stop showing me pictures of the woman that made me want to kill myself
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