Married farm boy lost in suburbia* Denver Broncos/Jazz/USU * If you find my marbles, I’d like them back.

The back of beyond
Joined October 2012
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The non-tanking era of the Jazz
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Based on the Memphis coach’s reaction, that may in fact be what Will said. Special thanks to the Memphis player who spazzed into JJJ and hurt him.
Will Hardy: "I think Jaren tore something, and I don't know about Lauri" Someone please tell me I saw this incorrectly...
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Just turned on the Jazz summer league game. Oh wait…
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Jazz are still good at tanking. 😬
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I ran into one of my X mutuals at Winco a couple of years ago and talked to him in person for the first time. I really enjoyed that. Now every time I go and don't see him there (literally every trip since), I go home disappointed. You need to go shopping more @JeffBiesinger!
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Scream this from the rafters. But change "currently" to "still".
Replying to @HuddleLair
The NBA is a piss poor product currently ...
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Is there any group of “professionals” on the planet more incompetent than NBA officials?
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I’m feeling like eating breakfast like a 10 year-old today. Should I have a Jimmy Dean sausage and pancake on a stick, or Coco Pebbles with Lucky Charms marshmallows in them?
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TFW decades of football, baseball, softball & other throwing sports catches up to you & your right shoulder, pops & hurts whenever you do anything, but you just deal w/it because everyone you know in real life who has had shoulder surgery seemed like it was botched. Good times.
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Me coming into church today to see all the BYU fans I had to listen to last week.
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State of Utah College Football Wrap Up: Utah - Wins in classic Utah fashion. Utah State - Looked like a competent team for a change but screwed by PI challenged refs. BYU -
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Jazz give up 38 points in the third quarter. To the New. Orleans. Pelicans. 🤦‍♂️
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“Learning how to win” is going to be something the Jazz are going to have to do.
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New Orleans starting to do what Memphis did and be super aggressive offensively and physical defensively and the Jazz are just wilting.
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The Jazz offensive system appears to be predicated on no one knowing exactly what the hell is going on at any given time.
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Jazz not bad in this first half, but they need to get Ace a couple of shots.
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I have a whole list of folks that are going to get a prank fart call.
BREAKING: Scientists develop technology that allows people to digitally transmit smells across the world, potentially bringing scent to phone calls, video chats, & social media.
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If Ty Jerome’s performance was an indicator of things to come, the Jazz guard line’s contracts are based on a dollar per point given up this season.
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