Today's a good day to remind people that Nicki Minaj isn't a citizen, can't vote, is married to a registered sex offender, and her brother is a convicted pedophile who's in prison.
So, it makes sense that Trump has her out campaigning with him today, really.
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Hi there. Proud longtime member of Cheesecake Rewards here. I'm actually not far from the first Cheesecake Factory, which still operates at its original location in the heart of MAGA flyover country: Beverly Hills.
The decor is famously and *purposefully* over the top - that is part of the fun! - the menu, the portions, it's all a little extravagant, which is also reflected in the price.
You should check it out. It's a long menu (kind of crazy!) but I have recs. And don't fill up on the bread!
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The dumbest takes are MAGA trying to claim Obama’s line about Trump making the WH look like a Cheesecake Factory is somehow elitist because CF fans will be offended that someone doesn’t want the WH to look like a chain restaurant. Even their culture war BS is lame this cycle.
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He wasn't criminally convicted because of statute of limitations rules.
All good people hate Trump, but the reason she said he was a rapist is because the JURY found for the victim. Rape had to be determined as the basis for the defamation judgment.
I'm glad you're at least making money from your stupid-ass opinions. I'd hate to see such a whore starve.
Seems I made the MAGAs mad. Oops.
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What noise will Trump make today?
22%Skrrrrrrrk!
12%Tioplege!
26%Blurm!
40%Yorp!
2,256 votes • Final resultsYeah, it probably was something I said..
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xitter.cf/Capnricky/status/21133…
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If you paid $1 in federal income taxes last year, you paid more than:
Disney
American Airlines
Citigroup
CVS
DoorDash
GoDaddy
H&R Block
HP
Kohl’s
Ticketmaster
Palantir
PayPal
Roku
Southwest Airlines
Tesla
United Airlines
Pizza Hut
Taco Bell
KFC
Absurd. We need REAL tax reform.
Capnricky retweeted
This may come as a surprise to you but paying 4.35 for gas for 7 months is more expensive than paying 5.00 for a gas for a week.
Be ungovernable @Reuters
Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4ie0qQv 📷 Evan Vucci
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Right! Could you imagine! I mean, pick a lane amirite.....
..say, did you per chance happen to know that Elon Musk holds THREE citizenships? Quite the awkward ménage à trois if I do say so.. eh, @grok, would you happen to agree there?























