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And then discussed her ass on stage. Real gentlemanly.
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😂 of course he did.
"Now do George Soros" Ok. Musk surpassed Soros' lifetime US campaign contributions in just 2 years
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I'm...... gonna wait for the audiobook version. Thanks.
President Donald J. Trump (pbuh) actually tweeted this today on Truth Social:
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I don't even think Nicki Minaj can take her husband to eat at a Cheesecake Factory.
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Today's a good day to remind people that Nicki Minaj isn't a citizen, can't vote, is married to a registered sex offender, and her brother is a convicted pedophile who's in prison. So, it makes sense that Trump has her out campaigning with him today, really.
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Why does this non-citizen get to fly on Air Force One on the taxpayer's dime?
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Ah yes, must be an election year.
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Capnricky retweeted
Hi there. Proud longtime member of Cheesecake Rewards here. I'm actually not far from the first Cheesecake Factory, which still operates at its original location in the heart of MAGA flyover country: Beverly Hills. The decor is famously and *purposefully* over the top - that is part of the fun! - the menu, the portions, it's all a little extravagant, which is also reflected in the price. You should check it out. It's a long menu (kind of crazy!) but I have recs. And don't fill up on the bread!
This line is getting praise on X, but it’s actually elitist garbage written by a speechwriter who clearly hasn’t spent much time in a Cheesecake Factory, which has none of the gaudy Trump aesthetic, and just feels good to say because it represents flyover MAGA “night out.”
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The dumbest takes are MAGA trying to claim Obama’s line about Trump making the WH look like a Cheesecake Factory is somehow elitist because CF fans will be offended that someone doesn’t want the WH to look like a chain restaurant. Even their culture war BS is lame this cycle.
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He wasn't criminally convicted because of statute of limitations rules. All good people hate Trump, but the reason she said he was a rapist is because the JURY found for the victim. Rape had to be determined as the basis for the defamation judgment.
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I'm glad you're at least making money from your stupid-ass opinions. I'd hate to see such a whore starve.
Makes speeches for 500k a pop. Hasn’t eaten dinner that costs less than $250 in years. Has never been in a Cheesecake Factory. Undefeated at condescending to regular folks. Will always be known for a presidency that ushered in the Trump era to begin with.
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Seems I made the MAGAs mad. Oops.
Replying to @MarktMatts
Or they realized what capitalism in 2026 really looks like.
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What noise will Trump make today?
22%Skrrrrrrrk!
12%Tioplege!
26%Blurm!
40%Yorp!
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Oh no, @KatieMiller! Was it something I said?
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Yeah, it probably was something I said.. 🤷‍♂️ xitter.cf/Capnricky/status/21133…
Replying to @KatieMiller
Is that what you said as you choked down Steve Bannon's hog?
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If you paid $1 in federal income taxes last year, you paid more than: Disney American Airlines Citigroup CVS DoorDash GoDaddy H&R Block HP Kohl’s Ticketmaster Palantir PayPal Roku Southwest Airlines Tesla United Airlines Pizza Hut Taco Bell KFC Absurd. We need REAL tax reform.
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Capnricky retweeted
This may come as a surprise to you but paying 4.35 for gas for 7 months is more expensive than paying 5.00 for a gas for a week.
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Be ungovernable @Reuters
Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4ie0qQv 📷 Evan Vucci
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Replying to @atrupar
This was his face when he glitched. This was his fucking face.
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Capnricky retweeted
Right! Could you imagine! I mean, pick a lane amirite..... ..say, did you per chance happen to know that Elon Musk holds THREE citizenships? Quite the awkward ménage à trois if I do say so.. eh, @grok, would you happen to agree there?
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