Banana-hater. Cat fan. Green is my religion. Does not respond well to evangelism.

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Joined August 2009
Come and visit my valley! It's gorgeous here. #cederbergwilderness #rocklandsvalley #climbing #bouldering
Rocklands, in the northern Cederberg, is the world’s premier bouldering destination. Here, a timeless landscape of rugged rock beckons outdoor adventurers. Come and experience natural thrills in this one-of-a-kind wilderness. Read more here: bit.ly/2QjxygY #CapeNature
For once I want to fall together.
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Too good to not RT. Also - hi Twitter, it's been a minute.
PSA: we say “masses” because the K-word is illegal 🙏🏻 And we do charity work so we’re immune to racism. Also there were black people on the beach! ... I think
Kaaaathunk! Yep: the Moop Map 2018 has landed >> goo.gl/JSniAv Dig into it, check it out, and bring a maid's outfit next year for the Maid Parade! #LeaveNoTrace #AfrikaBurn2018
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Day Zero is when this guy murders everyone.
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CAPE TOWN! i’m giving away a few tickets to the show at spier amphitheatre on feb 17th on my site….more info HERE: amandapalmer.net/tour/win-ti…
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Win 2 tickets and a 4 sleeper chalet for Equinox Experience Enchanted Forest psymedia.co.za/win-equinox-e… #Win #Psymedia #EquinoxExperience via @psymedia_za
Win Double Tickets To Origin 2018 & A CD From NANO Records psymedia.co.za/win-origin-20… #Win #Psymedia #Origin2018 #OriginFestival via @psymedia_za @nanorecords
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Just ate a tube of Pringles. My mission to keep my weight at 69 continues.
Every time media relegate African tragedies to p4 while shootings in the West dominate front pages we diminish the value of African lives
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I wonder how many people have chucked bags of weed in the bins of disabled toilets in airports due to sudden fits of paranoia.
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Liberal white people always so ready to revert to racist defaults in defence of animals
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You guys there's a wedding at a fokofpolisiekar gig. Also there are like 300 people here and the band is only on at 10. Colour me impressed
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Drum and bass on a Saturday night in Jozi... is this a thing? Where would I find it?
Trying to figure out where I am in jozi has become my new favourite game. It's usually Melville.
How do you get someone to fuck off out of your dreams? #askingforafriend
I very nearly rented a flat and got a job in Melville today. I might be a tiny bit enamoured with this place. Jozi, you're beautiful.