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Nali🇺🇦💛💙@nalibergmann20h

Воскресный день А вы шо делаете?😆😆😆😆😆

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mom, dad, this is my replyguy

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ً@artfuIchaos9h

[seductively takes off glasses] wow you're fucking blurry

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chey@iwishurosesxo8h

if weed can damage your short term memory imagine what weed can fucking do

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larry davids mistress@b1gdumb1diottNov 7

Do you think Limu Emu and Liberty Biberty have ever explored each others bodies

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@ClaudesBBQNov 5

You know you can do multiple things at once. Live your life. Build a network. Get involved locally. Prepare for any emergency. Send GM’s to your homies. Talk shit to the stupid. Learn Arabic.

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Ryan Day is a War Criminal

@FlowsAndoliniNov 4

Hol up

@elinashiraziNov 4

You can see Abdul’s team getting emotional during his speech. Here some of them are in the crowd.

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Last Generation of Men

@LastGenMenNov 2

All rational men are misogynists.

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Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️@thetransitagendNov 3

i bet being a ballot box on a high voter turnout day feels good as fuck. like please stuff more ballots into me mmmmffffggg

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@kirawontmissNov 3

your vote should not count the same as mine

⚖️The Justice Cometh⚖️

@justicecometh1Nov 2

Image from ⚖️The Justice Cometh⚖️ (@justicecometh1)

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fumes@heisfumesNov 2

none of the substances i tried were abused, only loved

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@jainormisNov 2

the “I Voted” sticker stays ON during sex

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@Grand_handsomerNov 1

Congratulations Kings, we are one day in and very clearly winning no nut November. Be prepared for cheating and sneak attacks. The women seem to have organized this year but we are men and we never lose

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Hammer and Nigel

@hammerandnigelNov 1

Imagine putting together an entire halftime show based off of one woman doing a cover of Thunderstruck on xylophone……and having it KICK TOTAL ASS!

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@Grand_handsomerNov 1

It’s no nut November kings! We got it this year, we gonna win this thing. Absolutely no way the women break us down WE STAND TALL

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Solzhenixon@sardonic_greekNov 1

My wife and I have this weird, almost sexual tension

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Anti@antipikerOct 30

i always forget if bisexual is sex twice a week or sex every two weeks

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Alleria 🇨🇦 Political & News Commentary

@alleria_ehOct 30

Replying to @DaddyDan6991

Whores have boundaries

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Red Baron Pizza

@redbaronpizzaOct 29

He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.

Image from Red Baron Pizza (@redbaronpizza)

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@janefkndoeOct 27

Hey guys, help if you can and if you can’t please share for a homie 🙏🏻

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