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Stockton, CA
Joined December 2017
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cs2 hard lmao I suck at these shooters
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Just got back from temptation island
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Three 6 Mafia and Stan Lee
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We can change the world with gambling 🎰
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Johnny Somali has been found guilty of all charges in South Korea and has been sentenced to prison with labor
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Wesley Snipes’ performance in Demolition Man (1993) is completely unhinged. He bleached his hair and leaned hard into the satire once he realized the future world was meant to feel sterile, turning Simon into the film’s pulse instead of its antagonist.
In what movie did you like the bad guy more than the good guy?
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“you need to touch grass” no, i need to smoke grass and then mobile order
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Repeating people's names back in my best Chinese accent when being introduced
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Starting SNL from the beginning this shit SUCKS
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Fuck candyman you ain't gotta say my name
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I just need little propeller hat
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Saying if I die they got me then kms
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I’ve teamed up with @KidRock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD.
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“I was waiting for something extraordinary to happen, but as the years wasted on, nothing ever did unless I caused it.” — Charles Bukowski
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bro just sent me a meme that I sent him last week
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