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Joined December 2017
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Jeff Weiss
@PassionweissApr 27
Three 6 Mafia and Stan Lee
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We can change the world with gambling 🎰
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Dexerto
@DexertoApr 15
Johnny Somali has been found guilty of all charges in South Korea and has been sentenced to prison with labor
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Wesley Snipes’ performance in Demolition Man (1993) is completely unhinged. He bleached his hair and leaned hard into the satire once he realized the future world was meant to feel sterile, turning Simon into the film’s pulse instead of its antagonist.
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@TheCinestheticMar 28
In what movie did you like the bad guy more than the good guy?
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Carl’s Jr.
@CarlsJrMar 12
“you need to touch grass” no, i need to smoke grass and then mobile order
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I’ve teamed up with @KidRock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD.
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Alcuin Press
@AlcuinPressFeb 15
“I was waiting for something extraordinary to happen, but as the years wasted on, nothing ever did unless I caused it.” — Charles Bukowski
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Mads
@europemaxxedFeb 13
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bro just sent me a meme that I sent him last week
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bring back telling people to watch zeitgeist! it would be really funny! to me specifically!!
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White boy dancing to hot n*gga (2015)
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CS2 HQ
@CS2HQJan 1
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RXKNephew
@NEPHEWRXKJan 1
So the earth is a billion years old but it’s only 2026 GTFOH
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Replying to @mymixtapez
Streaming killed the video star
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wait a damn minute
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Tom Cruise in a park in Munich
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"It's just a game" The game:
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Listens to Tool once:
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Replying to @MrPopOfficial
I thought everyone had a chicken closet
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