The Federationโs first feline starship captain. A philatelist but not a philanderer. Decidedly anti-Turd. Small-r republican. Here for the arguments.
Somewhere in the Ford Galaxie
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Eternal rest grant unto him, O Lord, and let perpetual light shine upon him. May his soul and the souls of all the faithful departed, through the mercy of God, rest in peace. Amen.
The best Captain there was.
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Or...and I'm just spit ballin' here...
- Keep 162 games
- Pitchers can throw to first how ever many damn times they want
- Get rid of Interleague Play
- Get rid of The Playoffs and go back to best record in each League wins their respective Pennant and have them face each other in the World Series.
- Get rid of the DH in the National League
- Allow runners to slide hard into 2nd again
- Fire the entire front office of any organization which routinely allows position players to pitch instead of using actual pitchers
- Stop taking money from gambling sites
- Stop trying to grow the sport by appealing to non-fans rather than fans you already have (AKA The Don't Kill Star Wars Plan)
- Either go Full Robo Ump or No Robo Ump. Pick one.
You're welcome.
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Here's How You Value Yourself:
1. Invited late - Decline
2. Not invited - Don't go
3. Be forgotten - Forget them
4. Used - Set firm boundaries
5. Ignored - Stop Approaching
6. Betrayed - Forgive and move on
7. Not Appreciated - Keep your distance
8. Insulted - Outshine them with success
9. Disrespected - Walk away with dignity
10. Underestimated - let your results Speak
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Toxic masculinity would fix this cultural crisis in about 3-5 years time.
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"A woman's intuition is never wrong"
If that's true then explain how the US
has 15 million single mothers?
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Really starting to understand why Satan approached Eve first instead of Adam in the Garden of Eden.
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Asmongold couldn't stop laughing after the Lindsey Clancy judge compared the male juror holding out against 11 others to England standing alone against Nazi Germany ๐ญ
โWhat an analogy.. They were all alone against Nazi Germany.. What a metaphor.โ
