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I make videos about alternate history and obscure history stories.

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They saw this shit and took away the keys LMAOO
James Gunn reveals that a ‘POLKA-DOT MAN’ prequel series has been discussed, which would focus on “his mother & her many superhero children.” “It's not in active development, but we talked about it.”
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Women unironically want you to believe that this woman mogs this man.
making a thread of exposing the terrible hypergamy in males
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Replying to @DiscussingFilm
Our CEO, Lex Luthor, will not comment on the situation at this time. Thank you for understanding.
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Maybe some people just enjoy their company just as much as they do a male friend's. Besides, even if a female friend isn't personally interested in you, she might still set you up with one of her friends.
There isn’t a single benefit to men having female friends. They don’t even give you social proof because you just look like their gay sidekick or friendzoned beta male orbiter. Preselection only comes from being seen with a girl who is obviously your girlfriend.
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El regreso de la doña.
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Replying to @DiscussingFilm
The hierarchy of power in the Disney's Hercules Universe is about to change
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Dr. DOOM is the Lex Luthor of Marvel.
Who is the "Doctor Doom" of the DC Universe?
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DC would be worse off DC doesn't sell besides Batman related things and Absolute Universe. A DC Executive said Batman keeps them afloat. Avengers are the Number 1 Superhero team. They're just objectively the most popular rn Even comics not just movies and other things
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Replying to @WorstGenHQ
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Utterly delusional to think he won't be a high diff to extreme diff fight for Luffy in the end.
#ONEPIECE1198 “Koby will be Luffy’s equal eos”
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Marvel did it better.
who copied whom in DC vs MCU
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True ideal dc trinity height
Ideal height for DC Trinity 😄
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Joker Lex Luthor Sinestro Black Manta
Who is your Mount Rushmore of DC villians? Mine: Joker Lex Luthor Darkseid Clayface Clayface has one of the most unique abilities and compelling stories in DC. He’s earned that spot.
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Only if they're tall and muscular. Show me 4 examples of them getting with short and fat monsters.
the female monster still has to be hot for a man to love her. women are the only ones expected to find beauty in the “ugly”
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Since this is getting traction I would like to shed light on the fact superman is still historically dcs biggest ever comic character. Batman only truly usurped him in the late 2000s. Superman dominated him for over 50 years. Like lets be for real man. The goat of dc.
The top 20 best selling comics from 1969 to 1989. Bare in mind iron mans tally is only from 1979 to 1989 as marvel never released public sales statements for his title pre 79 hence no data for it can be found. And the fantastic 4 has a head start on the avengers.
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The MCU wasn't much of a gamble. It just took characters and groups that were extremely popular in the industry of a media giant.
The top 20 best selling comics from 1969 to 1989. Bare in mind iron mans tally is only from 1979 to 1989 as marvel never released public sales statements for his title pre 79 hence no data for it can be found. And the fantastic 4 has a head start on the avengers.
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Issue number 1 was barely over issue number 303. That says it all.
Replying to @TheCartelDel
*1994 not 93
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Yall gotta stop fucking lying like we can't just search up and research for ourselves. War machine did not "crush iron man issues" in 1993. Iron man absolutely obliterated him in sales. Which is why one got canned and the other didn't. Here is a publication for best sellers 1993
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i’m a 19 y/o aspiring comic artist and i drew the big 3‼️
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