Political digital ads, internet culture, and existential dread
Portland, OR
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Crystal Stanford retweeted
I’ve been in this fight my whole life.
Don’t ever let them make you feel powerless. When working people stand together, there’s nothing we can’t do.
Today is the last day to vote early. Let’s go win this thing, Maine.
Crystal Stanford retweeted
Every Dem is using a sophisticated model called “PTSD” that subtracts 5 points from every red state Dem and 10 for Maine and South Carolina
Crystal Stanford retweeted
Susan Collins’ allies ran ads against me in Portland, Oregon.
Should’ve asked Navatek. They knew exactly where to send the money.
Crystal Stanford retweeted
It's 2027. The AI bubble has popped. The US dollar has bust. It's 500 dollars to buy a burger and it makes you immediately have diarrhea. The sun has been renamed America.
Crystal Stanford retweeted
I love when you’re high and you can hear the back of a song…like bitch is that an oboe?
Crystal Stanford retweeted
speaking as glibly as Beavis & Butthead. does T***p even grasp the profound significance of what he has set in motion in the Middle East? this person whose most essential self is riding in a golf cart fatly, cheating at the profoundly insignificant game of leisure golf when he assumes no one is looking.
Pres Trump told me tonight the US had identified possible candidates to take over Iran, but they were killed in the initial attack.
"The attack was so successful it knocked out most of the candidates," Trump told me. "It's not going to be anybody that we were thinking of because they are all dead. Second or third place is dead."
Crystal Stanford retweeted
🚨 NEW: Netflix secretly recorded an interview with Dr. Jane Goodall in March, set to air only after her death.
In it, she says she wishes Trump and Elon Musk could be blasted into space… and closes with:
“Don’t lose hope.”
Now that’s a final message.
Crystal Stanford retweeted
And one of my favorite stats from this report: @AbdulElSayed outraised the entire Michigan Senate field on ActBlue – not just in total raised, but on a per day basis too. 💪
Crystal Stanford retweeted
Democrats need to take a page from the Kendrick Lamar school of winning
1. Make clear your visible hatred for your opponent
2. Attack your enemy and their friends
3. Bring up the crimes again and again
4. Collab with talented allies
5. Keep coming out with hits
