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Joined July 2019
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you can do better than @johncornyn, Texas
I will only marry a woman who: - Takes care of my penis like her own - Purely VAgin - Who pays my bail - PERFECT B-C cup - Not more than 79 minus 49 - Knows cooking - Butt stuff - Has hot and loose female friends - Never gets angry when I bang them - No STDs I don’t already have
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Replying to @ingelramdecoucy
Idk, he's about the right age to be leading a nation. Could use a few more tears of seasoning.
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Or years, both good word choices that made sense.
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I think we can all agree that 90% of all crime in the last 40 years is the direct consequence of the "combat evolved' game on the bungie system made by halo. This horror/romance electronic board game has been immensely damaging to our youth.
Whether Tyler Robinson faces a firing squad in Utah for the murder of Charlie Kirk, my guess is the accused killer will probably have been motivated more by Halo and similar fantasy role-play than by substantive political discord. The game features Grunts vs Elites. I’m guessing nobody wants to be an elite.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Grunts (Unn'goy) serve under the Elites (Sangheli) as a part of a fictional alien interspecies alliance called the Covenant in the Halo franchise. Also, studies have exonerated video games for decades from the false claim that they make children violent. halopedia.org/Covenant psychologytoday.com/us/blog/video-…
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Perhaps most alarming, players cannot remove their helmet or elite "grunters" will breach their cortana with needles.
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